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I'm beginning to think she is yhe most dangerous one of the lot. She looks and sounds convincing and will obviously say anything completely shamelessly. Could see middle England tory fucknuts going crazy for her

Absolutely no work completed by me this afternoon. Should have left for the drive home 30 mins ago

RIP Suella. We barely knew ye

Incredible stuff from Pidcock. Was watching through my fingers

Mordant is a true Brexit believer. She will be no better than the rest of them at running the country

I'm all in on Truss, she's so fucking useless should be a meme fest. Country is fucked either way so let's go for laughs

Am I correct in remembering that Mainz were formed as a tribute to our own @Meenzer #mlf #specialrelationship #handsacrossthesea

Pidcock has a great turn of phrase

Also, I don't know what rocket fuel Wout is on this year but by Christ he has been entertaining

It was fucking sensational. I genuinely thought it was all over this year, but what a performance by Jumbo-Visma today. Galibier again tomorrow and Alpe D'Huez. I can't wait

That's one. I dream of one. There's dozens along my street. Sometimes in the evening you genuinely can't here the TV because of the noise. It's fucking mental

Nothing we don't already know. Apart from Gloomy maybe, but media 100% complicit with enabling Johnson

The seagulls in Brighton are a fucking nightmare. From 4 o'clock every morning the noise is fucking ridiculous

Now that Priti and Shapps have dropped out its a straight fight between Truss and Braverman for who is the dimmest. Truss also just trumps Javid for worst public speaker so I'm backing Liz Liz Liz

Fuck me it's Richard Briars How apt

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He still thinks he is getting out of this.

No sniper action more the pity

There's not a single one that isn't an absolute cunt. They are all complicit indefensible shitehawks There is no best

I'm still magnificently virus free Good luck Gloomy

Be a glorious double. Watch the Tories put a Europhile in charge and storm the election. They are shameless enough

Theo Usherwood is LBC politics editor, knows his stuff It could be over today