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You would however have been wrong as the Spectator editor is Glaswegian cunt Fraser Nelson

Heaven forfend. But what does it mean?

Paging @The Fish

Gesundheit

I've had to disengage to some degree, for the sake of my mental health. Trying to deal with my MIL's dementia and the care system is brutal. I'm well paid but the "cost of living crisis" has me wondering where I'll be next year. Fuck knows how people even on the average wage are coping. And it's just going to get worse

I think the country is in terminal decline, and I can see things getting very very bleak. I can't see any way out of it at the moment

Martinez looks like he is off his tits

We've got some really good players, most of them young and exciting, but world class definitely not. Who would you say was world class? We've got nobody who would get in any team in the world

I'm not one for slagging off Southgate too much. I don't think he's an elite level coach but these days I think the England job is much more about team building and creating a positive situation for "the group" than anything else, and he has certainly done that Also he has got to a final and a semi-final and thats a lot fucking better than anything we are used to. Also don't really think our players are really anything special, certainly nobody world class in the team. I think he's done pretty well considering, no matter what happens in this WC

If KSA could actually hit the onion bag they would be decent Be interesting to see the xG 🙄

This Kanno fella for the Saudi Mags looks like player

I thought she was gonna live forever

Zazah!

Quite the fashion choice from Ian Rush

Tbh I'll be happy enough if he doesn't play. Keeping our players safe is much more important to me than England. Ideally Kane gets injured withv10 minutes to go in the final and Wilson comes on to score the winner, but as long as ours are fit to come back I don't really care

Nice goal. I find myself cheering on the Qataris. What the fuck ever happened to my principals

Well that was a lot of fun Obviously with the usual caveats, this world cup is turning into a belter

Fuck me, how did they not score there

If the US and Wales both get knocked of our group I'd piss myself, and I'm not really even arsed about England getting through

So are we cheering on our brave Taffy brethren, or supporting the Iranian freedom fighting heroes.

I don't know about that, we've got one leading the Labour Party

Oh thats a shame, but he had a good run for his money considering My first ever gig was Dr Feelgood and Ive seen Wilko dozens of times, always great I dont know if anyone would know the legendary George Robey pub venue in Finsbury Park. Saw Wilko there one New Years Eve in the late eighties. Every person there speeding like absolute maniacs, especially Wilko. One of the great nights RIP

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