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Oh I'm not claiming we start playing badly. I'm hopefully just going to enjoy a nice run of wins toward the end of the season

I'm counting no chickens but Spurs was a big big step. Especially belief wise. Liverpool and Brighton could still go on runs, however unlikely, that take them north of 70 points, Let's just chalk another 3 points against Everton and carry on staring rapturously at the league table

I'm voting for Murphy for player of the season if such a vote exists. His fucking face when he scored the third is one of my favourite ever football moments

Tickets please

Blud

Another of my heroes. Mark Stewart of The Pop Group

3 years for protest - foreign journalists arrested - fast becoming a fascist state

Why do I bother with PMQ's. Starmer is fucking hopeless

I used to have a job grading cravats and kneckerchiefs produced in Jamaica Tie rates of the Caribbean

As it happens I used to run a Hula Hoop fitness class in Jamaica It was called Gyrates of the Caribbean

No matter what happens this season having big games that aren't just relegation horror shows is fucking great. Still horrible torture but a whole better class of misery

I used to run a mime school in Jamaica It was called Pierrots of the Caribbean

Before this run of 4 games Man U then 3 away in a row I'd gave snapped your hand of for 9 points. Perfect game to bounce back home to Spurs - hopefully St James'ses's will be at its aggressive loudest Big big game

I didnt realise Ciggy was the mainstay of the whole team

Yikes!

Aah, one of the greats. Jah Shaka RIP Going to disappear down a dub wormhole this sfternoon

Palindromic cunt

Roy Keane playing the Roy Keane character beautifully at half time

Liverpool beating us twice this season is unfathomable Arsenal doing their best to follow us today even though theyve been a different class to Liverpool.

Let's put it this way, I'm never starting a match day thread I have been called Jonah before

When I lived in London at one point I went to 19 London games without seeing a win Even Keegan never really threw off the inability to win in London

@PaddockLad I'm through episode 3. This is fucking fantastic. I can see why you are listening to nothing else, I'm absolutely loving it. Lead me to this gloriousness