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Two schools of thought on this one then

Fucking hell the noise

Lascelles beasted the original header

Big fucking Dan fucking Burn Fuck me

Good god

My heartrate is off the fucking charts

That little fucking Paraguayan genius needs no right foot

Looks like Morkov is signing for Astana as well. Strapping in for another year

It’s business as usual for a bartender, and one day as he is cleaning his bar when an unusual customer walks in. The man is dressed in an expensive suit, has a beautiful supermodel hanging off each arm, and has a limo parked outside. Furthermore, the man has an orange for a head. The customer sits down at the bar and orders everyone a drink. He pays for it from a roll of hundreds and manages to get the attention of every woman in the joint, despite having an orange for a head. The bartender is not a man to pry, but he feels compelled to ask about this man’s life. “Excuse me,” says the bartender, “I can’t help but notice that you’re obviously fabulously wealthy and irresistable to women, but you have an orange for a head. How did that happen?” So the man told his story. "A while back, when I was penniless, I was walking along the beach and saw an old lamp, half buried in the sand. I picked it up and gave it a clean, and POOF! out popped a genie. The genie explained that he had been trapped in that lamp for two hundred years, and that he was so grateful to me for freeing him that he would give me three wishes. "For my first wish I asked for an unlimited fortune. The genie said ‘It is done!’ and from then on, whenever I needed money, it was there. "For my second wish I asked for the attention of all the most beautiful women in the world. The genie said it was done, and since then I have been able to get any woman I wanted. “For my third wish – and, this is the bit where I kinda fucked up – I asked for an orange for a head.”

I got some the other day, used it as a dry rub on steak. Was sort of a creole taste

Nice

Magnificent

Though plastic Bertrand was in fact Belgian. A rare misstep from our musical antipodean threadstarter

Claims his number 1 target is inflation. Policies that deal with inflation? Exactly zero. Obviously to much to ask for that Nazi Laura might ask him what exactly he had done to decrease inflation

There's your mistake

He seems a bit more mobile to me. He'd gone the full Frank Bruno recently but seems to be better prepared these days

Liverpool. Bunch of cloggers

Oh ha ha ha.

Draws ok. Both drop points. Liverpool lose obviously good. Spurs lose. Lol spurs. So much to enjoy

Rezillos are great live, all out sci-fi punk pop attack. Last time I saw them must have been 43/44 years ago and it was like being in a cartoon Back in late 70s early 80s the Undertones were far and away my favourite band, saw them many times and nobody could touch them live. Saw them in 2008ish when they first reformed but couldn't get over the lack of Feargal and considered it a bit karaoke and never thought I'd bother to see them again Last night was a birthday present from my youngest, so I resolved to put my reservations aside. I went in viewing it as the Undertones being the band plus a singer. They opened with emergency cases then you've got my number and I was sold. After that it was just one stone cold classic after another. The singer couldn't really pull off the later stuff, Wednesday Week and Love Parade were a bit weak, but the rest of it was pure family entertainment All in all had an utter blast

Had a blast of punk nostalgia last night with the Rezillos and the Undertones Got to say it way exceeded my expectations, was great fun.

Shows a different side to the stealing a living viewpoint. Interview made me a bit emotional ngl

Hits your hand it's handball. Fuck intent. Slightest glance? Unlucky thems the breaks. That's my solution and I'm stuck with it

I went to a lecture he gave in the early eighties and he was an absolutely inspirational speaker. It made so much sense at the time, but it was hard to explain afterwards. A bit like what I feel like when I watch something on quantum physics, makes perfect sense when I'm watching bit I couldn't explain a word of it later. Anyway, I think he was a better politician than and a much better mind than Corbyn, and I dont think you can argue the fact that Labour has turned itself into Tory-lite through fear of the press. The point I was agreeing with was any form of socialism is off the agenda and I fear Starmer will just mark time till the Tories get back in