spongebob toonpants

He always suggests twister cos he always wins. You've never seen a man with prosthetic limbs gloat so much. What the fuck have you got to smile about stumpy?! 54873[/snapback] 54875[/snapback] Reminds me of this: Why Heather always wins at Twister. 54905[/snapback] I hear Paul is buying Heather a new plane for Christmas

And stop your husband making any more films

Craphound

Ive just seen Madonnas new video. Eeeeuuuw Put it away woman for gods sake.

Showed the first episode of The Champions last night. Alexandra Bastedo - the first time I realised there was more to girls than being rubbish at football

FWIW and Im sure its no great loss but Howaythelads is the reason I stopped posting on this forum. Trying to discuss anything with him or post a contrary viewpoint always ended with me losing the will to live

For gods sake dont fix the arcade

Why is the nut optomistic?

Ask google image a question and post the first result Ill start... is alex funny edited after false start

Dont know about terrific, booing Celtic players and singing Rule Brittannia. A bit too sectarian for my tastes

Bizarre. How did you stumble on this? 43967[/snapback] The wonderful email that is Popbitch had a link to it. 43970[/snapback] Did you click on the Michelle X factor link blimey

I am a good old fashioned bleeding heart namby pamby lily livered liberal, but I have never understood how treating people badly is meant to make them behave better. I can understand why people people get swept away with Daily Mail bloodlust, but personally I just dont think it does any good.

I like Pete Docherty. Babyshambles are one of the very few bands Id drag my fat arse out to see these days

OK Ive just read the Mirror and I havent got a clue what anybody is talking about. How about a page number to give Mr Slow on the uptake a chance

Quality piece of journalism that, we've gone from professional, distanced work with multiple corroberating sources to a vitriolic piece with anecdotal evidence from 'My friend Tom'. 43223[/snapback] It's a personal opinion in a column, not a factual article. 43231[/snapback] Self serving anctimonious shite. The hypocrisy of profitting from other peoples misery in the guise of moral outrage. Cheap nasty and unneccesary

We wouldnt have had to change the lightbulb in the first place if Souness hadnt been made mananger

two page Owen interview in the Times today

Bollocks. Love the scenery, Some very nice people, Everyone is equal, True. True. 42312[/snapback] Sorry to go against the flow but I am quite enjoying the whole AF experience.

OK common sense has won, finding a little bag of brass things I didnt know what to do with in the instruction booklet clinched it. Proffesional on his way round. Cleaning behind the cooker was fun. Jesus theres some things in there I never want to see again.

Bobby Gillespie is God

He may have been a canny bloke I dont know. My Dad loathed him with an unbeleivable passion. Leazesmags views on Souness look like a love in compared to the vitriol that eminated from Toonpants senior. Out of respect I cant repeat anything he said. but As a percentage of revenue you can be absolutely certain sure Mckeag took more out than anybody who followed. Huge crowds, routinely underreported, I can remember crowds regularly being 10000 lower in the paper than people estimated were there. Not a penny spent on the ground, any decent players flogged on at the first opportunity. Deserves a minutes silence as much as the pope and the queen mother. I would respect a minutes silence but I would be thinking about the how he brought our club to the brink of extinction.

New cooker has been delivered. Ive rung four corgi registered yellow pages numbers, 3 answer phones/one has answered - "three weeks mate, if its a bayonet cap just do it yourself" Ive had a look, I got as far as turning the gas of at the mains and pulling it away from the wall when the haunted look of terror on my daughters face made me pause. It does look bloody simple though. I am going to try the Friday Ad

Heskey is pretending to be a footballer

I want it to be Swindy but I think its wishful thinking.

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? 41251[/snapback] keep up slp Frasier you mean? Both heroes of mine. That fight was something else like. The fact it was 100f/ 100% humidity just made it all the more brutal. According to Ali's former Doc, it could be used as an advert to ban boxing and that's pretty much spot on. That said, it was a brilliant contest with two true champions (a little over the hill perhaps) putting everything on the line. When Frasier's trainer threw the towel in it was for the best as he was getting tagged at will with both his eyes nearly closed. Ali collapsed in the ring at the end of the fight too. Shame Ali had so many fights after that. 41138[/snapback]