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I remember listening to the sports bulletin again and again. "Today Newcastle United broke the World transfer record......... Absolutely incredible considering them days out a Exeter Southend et al just a couple of years before. I still cant quite beleive it- I just googled it on the horrible off-chance I had misremembered the world record bit

So our company in one of its attempts to gain credibility and press coverage arranged a vist from the Minister of Works an Pensions last year. Unfortunately for me my area is where his constituency is based, and our office is in a pretty cool old building which would look good for the press photos. So it fell to me to do the meet and greet and a little presentation about the company. All the great and good of the company where in attendance and the esteemed Chairman was giving me chapter and verse about being enthusiastic and informative, "make sure you mention the big clients" etc. Just as I was about to start my boss leaned over and whispered - careful you dont want to sound like Brent, and then stared at me smirking for the next fifteen minutes, as I jargon spoke rubbish like a bastard. Horrible. Mind you I did get a picture of me with a Labour Minister-one for my Mothers wall that one

As I said at the time, and now I think everyone will agree with me, if Shepherd had had any sense whatsoever he would have refused to sell Bellamy when Souness wanted him out. Souness would have walked on a point of principal, saving a shit load of compensation and a year of shit football Bellamy would still be in Black and White where he belongs, and Shearer would have had a chance at the silver we all crave. Thats what a good chairman would have done

We want ten

Me. Shearer in his last derby too. And a penalty an'all - as if to reinforce their bitter "Ere man how many of his goals have been penalteyyyyys??" patter. 122356[/snapback] A couple of dodgy mackem sendings off and we are set

Anybody else unable to stop chuckling?

holy shit

fookin hell. Thats what I call a substitution

shittyfuckwank

Brain tumour not weak heart I think. On the pro side he seems to understand the club and have a genuine affection for the place. I dont think it would be a bad move as such but would be more consolidation than progress. Shepherd could do a lot worse though, which is everybodies worry (apart from leazes obv)

thats not a spider THIS is a spider http://www.photovault.com/link/orders/Ento...hTarantula.html 121833[/snapback] Ha! THIS is a spider

16 Gaze longingly at the alcohol section

What do you stand to win if you do stay off it for a year, Mr Pants? 119049[/snapback] £1000

I think I went a week once about 18 years ago, otherwise I've been slinging it back like a maniac since for nigh on 30 years. Ive been gagging a couple of times, but its not been as bad as I thought. I was allowed a night on it if we won a trophy(some hope) or if Thatcher pegs it - so heres hoping.

I am far from happy about it. Stupid drunken bets combined with being a stubborn bastard. Still only 265 days to go

Havent touched a drop for 100 days

Peasepud's setting up a website: www.prossieor.not that come 118629[/snapback] wot like this one? Big baldy gay prossie 118846[/snapback] Put the photo of his house and full mobile number on the web page and text the fucker the url.

Bloody hell - that took some reading

Its an epic but heres my nomination

Ok I say post the text number and the address and we all text saying "We know were you live.address here The police have been informed"

C*nt holding c*nt holder

You know sometimes I really love the internet

very likely tbh EDIT: Foook me, Ive just looked at the views on this, in about an hour this will have ahd more hits than the "What are you listening to" thread which ahs been going since day 1! 116852[/snapback] I think it went more like.... Smooth Operator "OK Ive got your topless picture, do you want a picture of my cock? Dodgy Boiler thinks Hello Ive got a live one here and replies"err alright if you want"

Fucking Batty more like