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  1. No but she has musical taste so you are dead in the water ice hockey boy
  2. I would sell my grandmother for a drink - and you know how I love my grandmother.
  3. I read this for the first time while on holiday last week, and I think it is quite probably the best thing I have ever read. The depth of imagination is quite astonishing. I found myself constantly amazed by the imagery, the humour and the power of the writing. My teenage daughter (and before you start, dont) is now reading it and keeps ringing me to tell me bits she just has to share. I am very tempted to reread it immediatly, and I cant remember the last time I did that.
  4. I was just looking through the Butch Cassidy quotes on imdb. I had forgotten quite how magnificent it was
  5. sexy beast sound clips fantastic site
  6. Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk? and You're the problem! You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you!
  7. wowowow that is some wierd site. I cant stop looking at it on enorma
  8. Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now.
  9. wow that must make me king of the internet
  10. 'Some Like It Hot' - I love that fillum 172881[/snapback] erm... "nobodies perfect" shirley
  11. Butch: You okay? Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay. Butch: What now? Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
  12. waster 171905[/snapback] Aye 171913[/snapback] I saw him live once about twenty five years ago at the Wimbledon Theatre down here in that London. He was still doing the same act about the war and the new fangled inventions of carrier bags and cheque books. I dont think he changed a word of his act for forty years. It was still fucking hilarious mind
  13. Better avoid recording equipment then fishy
  14. I used to hate him, but have come round to thinking he is a comedy genius. His stand-up show is unbeleivably funny.
  15. That is quite possibly the funniest line I have ever read
  16. I think you are talking crap but I cant help but admire the use of the phrase merchandising behemoth
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