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I will bet you 100 quid and give you odds of ten to one that you are wrong.

Bueller....anyone.....anyone...

Yes they have play money tables. I like to play the ten man tournaments (sit and go) because once you have paid for the tournament thats it, you dont have to worry about losing any more money.

Just shove 50 dollars into pokerstars and play the micro limits, they have tournaments for a dollar, or cash games where the min bets are like 1 or 2 cents.

If anybody is interested this is the live espn coverage of the final table of the main event in Vegas. I think it only works in IE Should be ppv toontastic exclusive Tournament has been going over a week. This table started 10 o clock last night

this year I am up $3500, though I am currently on a 900 dollar downswing which is a bit emotionally disturbing. There is a lot of money out there if you can keep your discipline, play within your bankroll and ride out the inevitable periods of bad luck. The mistake a lot of people make is moving up in stakes too quickly after a bit of short term success and losing it all quickly. I am still playing at low stakes, I mainly play 10 or 20 dollar buy in 10 man tournaments, and I have had months making over $1000 profit even at those stakes.

can you play online though against other people for fake money? all I've been doing so far on PartyPoker is try the trainer mode.... 175056[/snapback] In the party lobby the play money games are directly underneath the poker trainer

JEEZ ok here you go Texas Hold'em General Rules In hold’em, players receive two downcards as their personal hand (holecards), after which there is a round of betting. Three boardcards are turned simultaneously (called the “flop”) and another round of betting occurs. The next two boardcards are turned one at a time, with a round of betting after each card. The boardcards are community cards, and a player may use any five-card combination from among the board and personal cards. A player may even use all of the boardcards and no personal cards to form a hand (play the board). A dealer button is used. The usual structure is to use two blinds, but it is possible to play the game with one blind, multiple blinds, an ante, or combination of blinds plus an ante. Object: The best possible five card poker hand, using any combination of hole cards and community cards, wins the pot. Betting Rounds 1.The dealer deals each player their own two cards face-down (pocket cards) 2.1st betting round 3.The dealer burns a card then turns over three community cards face-up (the flop) 4.2nd betting round 5.The dealer burns another card then turns over 1 more community card (the turn,4th street) 6.3rd betting round 7.The dealer burns another card then turns over 1 final community card (the river,5th street ) 8.Last betting round 9.Showdown (Every remaining player shows hand with bettor showing first) All remaining players must use one of the following choices at the showdown: 1. Two pocket cards & three boardcards 2. One pocket card & four boardcards 3. No pocket cards & five boardcards (called playing the board) rules

not a split pot in a case like this it's the other card in the hand that dictates the winner. in this case the 7 beats the 6, the 8 doesn't come into it. I know that the highest hand available to them is the pair, the ace the nine and the eight but in this case you use the cards in the hand, not the spread. 175050[/snapback] No you are wrong. You make the best 5 card hand from your two hole cards and the 5 community cards.

Each to his own. Do you play limit or no limit

I play at party and pokerstars. I am six tabling the 27s as we speak

What are you playing. I play about 700 sit and goes a month

On a related note they have just started the final table at the WSOP main event(World Series of Poker) in Vegas. 10000 entrants 10 thousand dollar entry. The top twelve all win over a million, the winner takes home 12 million

see that's the one, I was unsure about... why isn't it: Billy: Pair of fours, Ace, Eight, Nine Tony: Pair of fours, Ace, Eight, Nine Therefore they split it... seeing as those are the 5 best available cards... 175009[/snapback] Plainly a split pot they both have 44A98 What the fuck they are doing getting to the river with those hands is a nother question

You jest, shirley? 174898[/snapback] Call it madness in my youthful days but I always used to like it (Haven't heard it for years mind so it probably is a pile of wank! ) 174900[/snapback] Hideously dated. 174903[/snapback] mmmm candy flip. I only did it once but it was a hell of a night

I only saw the Sound of Music for the first time last year. Christopher Plummer singing Eidelweis actually did for me.

I am reckoning that Green Day isnt even the best cover of I fought the law. That is plainly The Clash. to which I would add Armagideon Time by Clash and Surfin Bird by The Ramones.

Christians? 174797[/snapback] Jews

I was sharing a Pimms with one of the lesbians who live next door, who claims watching Calamity Jane as a teenager was the moment she knew she was not a fan of the pink oboe

A white Irishman?! I believe the correct term is pasty. 174764[/snapback] I think you will find that is paddy

I love that film. I must have watched it 2 or 3 times each year for the last 20 years, which adds up to an embarressing total

It means buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is going bye-bye.

Was that ever conclusively proved, one way or the other? 174639[/snapback] No and iirc it's not clear in the book either. Standard for Philp K. Dick tbh. 174642[/snapback] Ford thought he wasnt, Scott thought he was. More reason for Harrison Ford to be unhappy with the way the film was made

Because they are all born and bred British, obviously

The reason the voice over is so deadpan is because Harrison Ford hated the idea, so tried to do it so unemotionally that they couldnt use it. Factahollywoodalisco