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I love these and horny as a dandy

So this player at one of the forums made videos of himself playing to analyse later, sadly for him somebody got a hold of them and made tuff fish has a bad day

you are either a troll or a fucking idiot. I am done

With very satisfying irony "fish" is the term to describe useless poker players.

Go on admit it. Say "I was wrong" go on I dare you

The point of poker is to make the best hand from the seven cards available. Please describe an example of this PARTICULAR AND RARE INSTANCE in laymans terms to me

in that case you're playing a full house on the board, which is different to the situation that was first described. but how about KKKJ10 you hold A7 he holds A6 the best possible hand is KKKAJ for both parties, however in the way I've been taught... you have in your pocket a better hand than your opponent. As such you win. can you see the logic in the way I've been taught? 176199[/snapback] Split pot again. 176205[/snapback] can you see the logic in the way I've been taught? 176208[/snapback] No I cannot see the logic in you play the best five cards apart from every now and again maybe

Whereas I am saying I am right and you are wrong because ... I am right and you are wrong. 100% 176206[/snapback] ... and I'm the arrogant one? 176209[/snapback] No you are the wrong one

in that case you're playing a full house on the board, which is different to the situation that was first described. but how about KKKJ10 you hold A7 he holds A6 the best possible hand is KKKAJ for both parties, however in the way I've been taught... you have in your pocket a better hand than your opponent. As such you win. can you see the logic in the way I've been taught? 176199[/snapback] There is absolutely no logic in that. Q3 is better than Q2 so Q2 should win by your logic 176203[/snapback] ... read the example which caused this furor, then read your example.... if you can't see the difference I can't be arsed to argue. 176204[/snapback] You ALWAYS play the five best cards ALWAYS no exceptions. the five best cards. How hard can that be to understand

Whereas I am saying I am right and you are wrong because ... I am right and you are wrong. 100%

in that case you're playing a full house on the board, which is different to the situation that was first described. but how about KKKJ10 you hold A7 he holds A6 the best possible hand is KKKAJ for both parties, however in the way I've been taught... you have in your pocket a better hand than your opponent. As such you win. can you see the logic in the way I've been taught? 176199[/snapback] There is absolutely no logic in that. Q3 is better than Q2 so Q3 should win by your logic

You are arrogant enough to refuse to admit that you are wrong though

so who wins in this example

right here you go. the board is AAKKK you hold Q3 your oponent has Q2 In your opinion who wins?

Look I dont want to be rude, but you just havent got a point. You are just plain simple wrong

No you are just wrong. You make the best five card poker hand from your two hole cards and the five community cards. The nature of the game is to win the other blokes money, nothing more nothing less

which point?

man alive

10 to 1 any amount you want, or be the big man and admit you were WRONG

I always used to be a Mac user but I had to but a cheapo Dell to play poker on as the sites dont support MacOS and to be honest windows has pretty much caught up in functionality at least for my level of usage. I dont think I could justify the extra expense for a Mac any more. They still look a shit load beetter though

I will bet you 100 quid and give you odds of ten to one that you are wrong. 175777[/snapback] Come on fishy, put your money where your ignorance is

Oh that reminds me Placebo 20th Century Boy. quite possibly the best opening chord to a song ever 175779[/snapback] Open E? 175787[/snapback] Ach dont get all technical on me, I actually meant the grungy start to the song sounds really good

Oh that reminds me Placebo 20th Century Boy. quite possibly the best opening chord to a song ever

I will bet you 100 quid and give you odds of ten to one that you are wrong.