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fairly obsequious oh good point Alex.

What is Pluto looking at??

I know where my vote lies

Three of the best? 176927[/snapback] 3 of a kind 176930[/snapback] Christ on a Bike. This thread is like some strange primal regression therapy Let the memories go... le the pain out ...aaaarrrgghhhh

Three of the best?

Jesus ...Chef. I had repressed that memory

Ive seen Lenny Henry live a couple of times and he was very funny. I would never admit it on here though 176880[/snapback] I will also admit i used to like Lenny Henry...where did it all go wrong? 176883[/snapback] I think it all went wrong on the telly. I was dragged along to see him in Brighton a couple of years ago. I thought it would be apalling but it was still a good show. He can certainly work an audience without doing all the trademark gurning off comic relief

Ive seen Lenny Henry live a couple of times and he was very funny. I would never admit it on here though

Unlucky with the endorsement, mind you were fairly fortunate to have a licence at 14

Doesnt meet the required criteria, having said that The Vicar of Dibley doesnt meet the criteria of comedy.

I had a motorbike accident once where I hit the back of a mini, went straight over the roof and landed on my face in front of it. I knocked a few teeth out and had some fairly dramatic bruising, and was out cold for a few hours. The funny thing was though when I came round in hospital I literally couldnt remember what day it was, and apparently I just kept asking people every five minutes what day it was then forgetting straight away

Think I missed that one, hopefully they might repeat it one day and the next and the next. 176794[/snapback] I actually missed the humour first time. nice work HF

Unfortunate turn of phrase

I fell of my bike when I was twelve and the handlebar went into my guts, and ruptured my intestines. I had just had a curryI was in surgery for eight hours while the picked all the bits of rice and peas and that out. I have a twelve inch scar straight up the middle of my stomach where they sliced me open I was in hospital for a month.

I think Only fools and horses is horribly overated and over repeated and I cant imagine I will ever watch it again, but I have to admit the one where they won a Holiday to Spain and Rodney had to pretend to be 15 made me chuckle

ouch

Leary is a cock for the simple fact he blatantly ripped off a large amount of Hick's material completely shamelessly. 176557[/snapback] Bill Hicks on Dennis Leary: "I stole his act", I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did." When a reporter asked Hicks why he had quit smoking, he answered: "I wanted to see if Denis Leary would." Hicks died of cancer in 1994, and Leary's comedy hasn't been as successful since. 176564[/snapback] I never knew the Leary was held in such disdain, but doesnt change the fact that Lock and Load made me laugh more than anything else I have seen on TV

Is the whole premise of the film going to be horribly invalidated by the nerw hand luggage restrictions

Cancel that I saw Spike Milligan live, I thought I was going to die laughing

The funniest comedian I have seen live is a toss up between Billy Connelly in about 1979 or Alexie Sayle at the Comedy Store in the early eighties Lock and load by Dennis Leary is far and away the funniest thing I have seen on TV

I havent got an account there Stars, Party, Pacific, Ultimate Bet or King Solomons any good for you?

... no one wants to call spongey on his arrogance? anyone? no-one? how droll 176362[/snapback] I wasnt being arrogant though , this is just something I know about. I play about 30 hours of poker a week, usually playing 4 tables at a time, I spend another couple of hours a day studying the game, reviewing hands and reading poker forums and poker books( I have 23 poker books I will forward you a reading list if you want). It is like the most basic rule that you make the best 5 card hand from the 7 available. 176365[/snapback] do me a favour! 176366[/snapback] I will admit I was arrogant if you admit you were wrong

... no one wants to call spongey on his arrogance? anyone? no-one? how droll 176362[/snapback] I wasnt being arrogant though, this is just something I know about. I play about 30 hours of poker a week, usually playing 4 tables at a time, I spend another couple of hours a day studying the game, reviewing hands and reading poker forums and poker books( I have 23 poker books I will forward you a reading list if you want). It is like the most basic rule that you make the best 5 card hand from the 7 available.

I accept your apology