spongebob toonpants

mine was more appropriate

doesnt do her justice but here you go

If someone comes to my door looking liking Cordelia in the Haloween episode of season 2 of Buffy I will be handing out some serious trick or treat

deserves a one day ban

I dont really bother with chat any more but I did used to like "Welcome to Bustville. population you" when I got a busto stalker

I hate everybody, game over

It's his face, man, I can't help myself! And I'm a bit prone to that sort of thing anyway... His face is bad but his hunchy posture and bizzare crab like walk get me

eggs acktley

Well I am an old optimist but I thought wasnt too bad a performance. I thought Carr did well, Ramage is a much better CH than LB,we stuck to the task and got a win. It wasnt particularly pretty but it was a lot less ugly than I feared Fernebache seemed technically very good and it was amatch we could easily of lost, not a bad evenings work My liking for the Sib increased again

cock obsessed

Step by step tutorial for importing into pokertracker here

cheating lowlife twat apparentley

nemo234 on sharkscope not running so good

Page 2, Gordon, Bowtie. That is the funniest thing I have ever heard

JEEZUS CHRIST JORDAN OMGLOLZ!!!!!!!!

Nah, it wasn't funny because it was forwarded to me by my Canadian cousin. To be fair, if Simon and Halfuncle is your gold standard, you would know funny if it bit you in the ass. Even the words Simon and Halfuncle made me smile. I think I might have a problem. Simon and Halfuncle

My spirit has broken, does that count?

That was probably me, I read it and reread it this summer. Absolutely fantastic. It obviously suits being read following poker books Ive just finished Tishomingo Blues, the first Elmore Leonard book Ive read, but it wont be the last. Sharp dialogue, tight plot, very enjoyable

Shame about the co-op shutting mind

No, it's not really necessary, time is already in straight forward units that everyone understands and were designed to be easy to do calculations with (very easy to divide 24 and 60). The SI unit is the second, and everything beneath that is metric/decimal anyway. You could also get rid of degrees and replace with radians, but that is far too hard to visualize...... stick in the mud, you are as bad as Noellie

I think the opposite is probably the case. In the UK at least. Did I really get you there? Seriously, I've changed my mind. Yeah, well done Fuck off, I thought that was a good one, I was going to make a comment about a weighing monkey but I thought that would be COMPLETE OVERKILL given how OBVIOUS it was I was taking the piss. Mind you SB seems to have taken me seriously too, reflection of my perceived intellect, perhaps... First I dont take you seriously enough, then too seriously, I just can't put you on a hand at all

I wouldnt have the faintest idea how much a banana weighs in grams or ounces. Maybe the idiot I am trying to protect is me

So basically it's ambiguous if you have to quickly tot something up in your head? You are making a strong case against me here, I must admit, though maybe somewhat unintentionally. Actually selling them at 14p per banana doesnt really give you an accurate price per pound or kilo

It's really not. I'm saying what I think, as much as I don't want to, in this instance. Can you clarify to me that you don't think it should be mandatory for shop keepers to use accurate scales and quote the cost of bananas in a standard unit? If you agree they should have to do this, do you think those should be metric or imperial units, or both? Or can they do what they like without state interference, and it's a case of buyer beware? Are you genuinely having an argument about weighing bananas? Anybody can see that whilst on the surface we are talking about bananas it is obviously a metaphor A who's got the biggest banana thing? Renton likes to work in centimetres as the smaller units make his seem larger. Dotbum is confident enough to stick with the larger imperial units despite them being a higher divisor. I find both of their bananas laughable apparently