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Thats good enough for me, string the bastard up!

http://www.airshowbuzz.com/videos/view.php?v=9f061057 plainly more off my head than I realised

gets bumpy in there video I found this quite hypnotic, mind I am off my head

Psychokiller -- talking heads whats my name - clash youve got my number - undertones anarchy - pistols

Competition for places is important. Lot of supposition in this thread. Given is good but he certainly isn't world class IMO. Cech and Buffon are world class unreservedly. I would say given is in the top five of best keepers worldwide. I personally think hes kept us up the last two seasons, obviously not alone but he is world class. If Givens distribution and ability to organise a defence were as good as his shotstopping he would be world class, as it is he just a very good keeper.

I think that's bollocks and everyone's being paranoid tbh. She may be biased against Newcastle but it doesn't come across in that piece. It's not a complete non-story either, it dispells the myth of Ashley being a recluse which I think is quite positive. I think her language is pushing as much toward the negative (regularly drunk, football shirted, free spending [lager lout?] chairman in bikini bar) as she can get away with without being blatantly called biased, especially to a 3rd party reader. And it is a non-story for a national newspaper, not perhaps for a local one (which I agree on the positive for the fans, not only in his willingness to be at Newcastle, but that he seems to be enjoying owning the club too). Where does it say he was drunk, let alone regularly drunk? He was wearing a football shirt was he not? Is free spending a bad thing when you're a billionaire? More importantly, it's true isn't it? Was he not in a bikini bar? At the end of the day he's a high profile buissnessman and owner of one of the biggest clubs in the EPL. If he's going to go out on the piss, especially in places like Blu Bamboo and Buffalo Joes, it's going to raise eyebrows. But I could see nowt wrong with that report personally, it was factually correct and if you don't like it I suggest it's you that has the problem with Ashley and Mort's actions. I suggest you get Alex to explain subtext to you. I understand subtext, I just believe if it hadn't been Taylor who penned that piece you wouldn't be criticising it. If it hadnt been Taylor who penned that piece it wouldnt have been written is more the point

Despite improvements there are enough England fans who travel to tournaments who are ignorant violent xenophobic meatheads to remind me why I lost interest in England

Sadly these lesbians dont look like in the films

Just had a phone call from my son that the Police have turned out in force because one of our saphic next door neighbours has gone on the missing list. Current situation is they are all CSI in our back garden and have the crowbars out to break in next door. Oooh the drama. On a lighter note when the Police knocked on the door the boy thought he was going to get done for excessive downloading and made a beeline to try and wipe his hard disc.

I would have preferred his brother "Alka"

I feel sorry for the bloke, but I am more than happy that we got money for him before the inevitable happened

So its only my house that calls it the "giddy-up" then

well well bloody hell !!

That was an odd experience, I realised I hate Spurs more than Sunderland.

He always sounds surprisingly eloquent when I have heard him, if you ignore the accent. I heard a couple of interviews at mancity which surprised me at the time. I thought he would be a typical mug but he had some good stuff to say. I was quite pleased when he signed because of this. He does seem to be a complete heedtheball on occasion though - I think he might be intelligent to grow out of it, assuming he doesnt get banged up of course. If he can curb the off field stupidity and violence he will be a hell of a player, if he doesnt he will end up inside

I have no idea how this game is going to go. I wouldnt be surprised to see them turning us right over (years of bitter experience), a hard fought negative game ending in a dull draw, us turning on some style and knocking in a hatful, I havent got a scoobie what is going to happen. I am quite enjoying the lack of expectation tbh

One of the things I was looking forward to this season was seeing what Sam would do with the little fella, interesting to see what sort of performances Sam would get from him. He is slowing down a bit obv, but when he is on top of a game he has been a joy to watch. However he is a bit past his best, I am a bit old to get to that bothered about players these days, if he stays good if he goes thanks, bye, move on. He certainly isn't the future of the club. btw my first post on the forum was this picture edited for picture accuracy

collar and cuffs

aah fuckit. I am to old to keep up these days. I better get the boy to download it for me

fucker,missed it - has the new series started?

Horatio always looks like he's smelling his own farts. He does, I can't stand CSI: Miami for that very reason, CSI: Vegas is best. Wow you are so wrong, Horatio is the

I had a party for my 30th birthday in Amsterdam. Sarah Cracknell was there and there was a photo of me and her partying it up in the 100th anniversary issue of Marie Claire which came out the next month

I'd define that as making him fully responsible. Why did he ask for it? - for exactly the reason we are now finding out - so it would be easier for him to leave when it suited him. Continuing the analogy from above if a girl way out of your league agreed to go out with you on the basis that you dropped all your mates, burned all your CDs and gave up watching football then yes, its your "stupid" fault for being so desperate to agree to it but that doesn't make her less of a bitch. She also had a headache all the time so you only got 12 shags in two years, then she got her pals to write notes to the other boys saying "my mate fancies you"

Rest easy lads, apparently Ashley posts on here as The Northumbrian