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Why the hell not? Its a great competition and Newcastle have a great history in it I'd take the FA Cup over promotion any time whey aye! lets win a cup and resign ourselves to Championship football for another god knows how many years, thats a great idea. added to the fact that we've got as much chance of winning it as Harold Shipman has of getting an article in the Lancet. But yeah lets live the dream and watch as we progress through the rounds, losing a defender here and a striker there to injury. Then lets watch as the Toon hit Manchester for the Quarter final of the century, a giant killing attempt by little Newcastle as they go to Man U. 9-1 of Spurs Wigan would look like a closely fought match in which the home side just shaded it. Lets drop out gracefully in this round, promotion is the only concern. Really? I'd take the cup every time. I dont even know if I want us to get promoted, dont really see any point to it with this mob in charge, and cant see them leaving if we do Interested to why you think is the "only concern"

omgwtf11!!!lol!!! has anybody else seen this? Jesus moptherfucking titty christ - that was the worst end of anything ever

We are top of the league, there are only two teams in the four divisions with a better defensive record . and Ive never felt so dejected or hopeless about the future.

I know we won, but Jesus Christ that was dogshit.

YES!!

I hope so, but I think the Germans will rob him

I live in Brighton which makes me horribly aware of how an owner can completely fuck a club if wants to. Brighton are still playing their home games on a school sports ground ffs. The only positive thing I can think of at the moment is he doesn't own the ground St James's is built on. I would like to see a countrywide organised picket of Sports direct, and an unrelenting campaign of harrasment against his other businesses and anybody who does business with him.

We are so fucked

Brian Clough in his prime was far and away the most entertaining pundit. He was usually right as well.

fuck off discuss

How can you say to to me at the end of one of the shittest posts I've ever read. You would take a 10 point deduction? I'm not supporting Ashley at all, my only point is that Keegan winning can have NO positive effects for us as a club. You're a hard case like, are you a bouncer here. Should I leave now? Yes I would take a ten point deduction if it meant that Ashley was out and we had someone decent running the club. That to me is a positive effect of Keegan winning. No Im not a bouncer Yes Leave now WE WON'T BID FOR THE CLUB WHEN THEY ARE TOP BUT OOOOH, LOOK! THEY'VE BEEN DEDUCTED 10 POINTS AND PROBABLY WON'T BE GOING UP THIS YEAR. LETS WHACK A BID IN! Or not. Tit. You must be on the wind up, you can't really be this dim. I can't beleive I have to explain this but the administrators wouldnt be asking for £100 million for the club. pillock. Be a bit easier to find a buyer if your not setting a ridiculous price Because Ashley is going to let administrators sell the club for him for less than he wants I don't think you understand how administration works. Actually i dont think you understand anything Just when I thought I was out he pulled me back in

unbelievable

How can you say to to me at the end of one of the shittest posts I've ever read. You would take a 10 point deduction? I'm not supporting Ashley at all, my only point is that Keegan winning can have NO positive effects for us as a club. You're a hard case like, are you a bouncer here. Should I leave now? Yes I would take a ten point deduction if it meant that Ashley was out and we had someone decent running the club. That to me is a positive effect of Keegan winning. No Im not a bouncer Yes Leave now WE WON'T BID FOR THE CLUB WHEN THEY ARE TOP BUT OOOOH, LOOK! THEY'VE BEEN DEDUCTED 10 POINTS AND PROBABLY WON'T BE GOING UP THIS YEAR. LETS WHACK A BID IN! Or not. Tit. You must be on the wind up, you can't really be this dim. I can't beleive I have to explain this but the administrators wouldnt be asking for £100 million for the club. pillock. Be a bit easier to find a buyer if your not setting a ridiculous price

How can you say to to me at the end of one of the shittest posts I've ever read. You would take a 10 point deduction? I'm not supporting Ashley at all, my only point is that Keegan winning can have NO positive effects for us as a club. You're a hard case like, are you a bouncer here. Should I leave now? Yes I would take a ten point deduction if it meant that Ashley was out and we had someone decent running the club. That to me is a positive effect of Keegan winning. No Im not a bouncer Yes Leave now

Sorry pissed, but............ As I understand it if we go into administration Mike Ashley loses as shit load of money, and then the administrator will sell the club to the person/group/institution who best demonstrate the funds and ability to safeguard the employees, and run the business as a going concern. I would take a ten point deduction for that scenario - especially as our unexpected start to the season means we probably wouldn't go down. I genuinely believe that the club is in mortal danger until Ashley leaves. Unfortunately I think that the administration talk is nothing more than Ashley insulting our intelligence again, I think we are stuck with the cunt Oh and Hova -fuck off to NO you clueless cunt, you havent got any intelligence to insult. If I could be made to feel embarrassed to support the toon it would be by ignorant fuckwits like you. its bad enough the newspapers peddling this shit, but so-called Newcastle fans, it makes me sick

[ ] Likes keegan as much as the next fan [x]Doesnt like Keegan as much as the next fan

He's won me over - I like him

thread started well and then went all which had the unimaginable effect of getting everyone on the side of the Fish and then a flounce Nail on the head line in bold. Based on this post I've told the others that I don't think I can mod / admin this place any more. Whether that is a permanent or a temporary thing remains to be seen but tbh I need some time away from here anyway. Adios. Maginifique

I don't want to come over all generational, but the club has never been the same since they took the roof off the Leazes. I followed the time honoured tradition of graduating to the Leazes when I stopped going with my Dad and started going with my mates. The noise that was generated under that roof is still the greatest thing I have ever heard. I am sitting hear lost in the memory to be honest. Even under Keegan, even when we winning every week, the noise was nothing like that of the Leazes, and there were so many songs. Some call us Newcastle United Some call us "The cream of the land Aye aye aye someone has nicked my sombrero Bertie Mee said to Joe Harvey I feel sorry for the young uns - they know not what they missed

Hitler built a canny road or two, Mussolini got the trains running and the Krays loved their Mum. None of these things stop Ashley being a cunt

Ta I'm sure he will. I am trying not to think about what he will be getting up to Couldn't persuade either to head for Newcastle unfortunately

Thanks man - the boy is going to Manchester so that has lowered my stress levels considerably. What are you studying there, and do you have any knowledge of Bowden Court - thats where the young fellow is heading Oh and 1.5k!! mine are on £3225 each

Thanks man - the boy is going to Manchester so that has lowered my stress levels considerably. What are you studying there, and do you have any knowledge of Bowden Court - thats where the young fellow is heading

So both my little darlings are heading off to University in a couple of weeks. Obviously the student finance people appear to be completely useless and there seems to be no chance we will have any money by the time they start. I can just about cope with paying their accomodation/food whatever but whats the story with the fees. Are universities happy to wait for the student finance to get sorted or do I have to start thinking about grovelling to the bank manager. I had assumed that they would be flexible, but I havent been able to find any advice on what to do on looking at the University/ student finance websites

All those players who so have surprised us with their commitment, have actually been playing for a move and will now revert to type. Expect a return to the gutless inept performances we were so used to last season