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And lets not forget he walked out but would have walked back in again if Wise had gone. It amazes me that even after all that has gone on since he left, the obscene way the club has been treated, the absolute farce of this season and the inability of Ashley/LLambias/Wise to make any decision that wasn't a disaster that any sentient person with any feeling for the club can still think Keegan could have stayed and worked under those conditions. Hell probably pitch up at Southampton, get them into the top half of the Prem, leave after 4 years and be accused of quitting at the first sign of trouble.

So 24 weeks since Michael(I can guarantee one thing- I will score goals)Owen managed to actually score a goal for us. By my reckoning he's trousered a cool 3 million for his efforts since then. Nice to know he is only a couple of days away from collecting his loyalty bonus - good luck to his next sugar daddy

I'm strangely drawn to it -I vote 10/10

He's quitting before he even starts now - prepare for MattM4 to start seething about what a cunt he is

There's a moose loose aboot this hoose

I doubt we will ever hear the phrase "today Newcastle United broke the world transfer fee record" again

As piss takes go thats quite amusing imo

http://www.profitablegroup.com/division-people.aspx should have bought Portsmouth

I always hated Steve Mcmahon http://www.profitablegroup.com/ Taken over by abunch of Scousers tbh At least Craig and Renton will be happy

Michael Knighton

If the wage bill is 74million a year as reported the we are shelling out 200 thousand quid per day in wages. I would have hoped that would concentrate the fat fuckers mind

Shepherd made mistakes no doubt, but he knew how to drive the business forward, which generated enough cash to provide a fantastic stadium, and allowed us to compete at the top end of the transfer market. The best footballing times of my 47 years on the planet came under his and the Halls stewardship Ashley has been an unmitigated disaster. I would be much happier if I woke up tomorrow with FFS in control

Thieving bastards deserve everything they get

Like Dowie for example?

His misses in the last 3/4 games cost us our place in the Prem. I quite like the lad, but he needs filing under cows arse and banjo I would have added headless chicken to tat, but he doesn't run about enough

You're the target audience tbf though. lol

I would prefer ManU to win to piss off the mickey mousers I,ll still be happy if Barcelona win, who doesnt love to see a pissed off Fergie Dont know if I can be arsed to watch it though - the sight of any happy football fans is pissing me off at the moment

The useless cunt has slunk off with fucking millions out of this as well. At least we have the fact that Ashley has lost a fuckton of money over this debacle. Wise has fucked the club, driven Keegan out, brought in spectacularly bad signings even by our standards and strolled off whistling shortarse cunt

minestrone tbh

Dont get yourself excited, we are going down without a whimper

It has to be said - we are hopeless

Its about time for an owen hatrick imo

On the bright side we are making a load of chances. On the other hand I dont think we will ever score again

Martins - HIT THE FUCKING TARGET ONE TIME FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD

manu