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If anything is certain in this world it is that Owen will score a fuckton of goals and be injury free. The only surprise will be not drawing Manu in one of the cups and having the midget rattle three or four in against us

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He hasn't walked out of the club, he's walked out of impossible situations. Not an impossible situation at all, hes walked on us the fans, and the club twice am not gonna go on too much about why hes walked out because, but the manner in which he left in and where he left the club has been disgraceful specially the second time. I see there is another member of the tufty club in town. plank

I think it would be fucking hilarious and brilliant if he came back. Jesus Christ it would be worth just to see this spacka explode I can sort of understand those idots who know nothing about football, less about Newcastle and spout tabloid gibberish as fact might think KK lasts less than a month in every job. You've got no excuse you craphound. I bet you think he bought his way out of the first division as well you ignorant wank When he was here as a player he was magnificent, going to the match was a joy. HIs first stint as manager lasting a pathetic 5 years gave me the best football I have ever seen, and his recent stint made me look forward to the games in a way I hadnt for years. I have every confidence he would get us playing get us promoted and make us proud again Shame its not going to happen

Yes and we all know how that went. He was quite a good manager with Fulham to be fair, at least initially. He talks a lot of sense in that article and draws attention to our perilous predicament now. Some people (not you in particular Tom) seem to revel in having a go at the guy for fuck knows what reason. The level of abuse is totally uncalled for imo. I agree with you about the article and the fact he was quite a good manager. I remember him bringing Fulham up to St James and beating us 4 1 back in the early 80's. Fulham were applauded off the pitch by the newcastle fans at the end of the game I was desperate for the club to appoint him as our manager - Fulham that season played great attacking football, I was convinced it would happen. It didnt Jack bloody Charlton. Made FaT sAm look like a footballing cultural genius. (I may have my timeline mixed up here -I cant be bothered to check)

Nothing wrong with that article as far as I am concerned. It might seem blindingly obvious to us, but I would rather see that in the paper than more ill informed guesswork about how far along mystery consortia are to completing due dilligence, installing shearer yadda yadda yadda. Everyday that passes makes the unthinkable more likely. There should be articles shouting that everyday

And lets not forget he walked out but would have walked back in again if Wise had gone. It amazes me that even after all that has gone on since he left, the obscene way the club has been treated, the absolute farce of this season and the inability of Ashley/LLambias/Wise to make any decision that wasn't a disaster that any sentient person with any feeling for the club can still think Keegan could have stayed and worked under those conditions. Hell probably pitch up at Southampton, get them into the top half of the Prem, leave after 4 years and be accused of quitting at the first sign of trouble.

So 24 weeks since Michael(I can guarantee one thing- I will score goals)Owen managed to actually score a goal for us. By my reckoning he's trousered a cool 3 million for his efforts since then. Nice to know he is only a couple of days away from collecting his loyalty bonus - good luck to his next sugar daddy

I'm strangely drawn to it -I vote 10/10

He's quitting before he even starts now - prepare for MattM4 to start seething about what a cunt he is

There's a moose loose aboot this hoose

I doubt we will ever hear the phrase "today Newcastle United broke the world transfer fee record" again

As piss takes go thats quite amusing imo

http://www.profitablegroup.com/division-people.aspx should have bought Portsmouth

I always hated Steve Mcmahon http://www.profitablegroup.com/ Taken over by abunch of Scousers tbh At least Craig and Renton will be happy

Michael Knighton

If the wage bill is 74million a year as reported the we are shelling out 200 thousand quid per day in wages. I would have hoped that would concentrate the fat fuckers mind

Shepherd made mistakes no doubt, but he knew how to drive the business forward, which generated enough cash to provide a fantastic stadium, and allowed us to compete at the top end of the transfer market. The best footballing times of my 47 years on the planet came under his and the Halls stewardship Ashley has been an unmitigated disaster. I would be much happier if I woke up tomorrow with FFS in control

Thieving bastards deserve everything they get

Like Dowie for example?

His misses in the last 3/4 games cost us our place in the Prem. I quite like the lad, but he needs filing under cows arse and banjo I would have added headless chicken to tat, but he doesn't run about enough

You're the target audience tbf though. lol

I would prefer ManU to win to piss off the mickey mousers I,ll still be happy if Barcelona win, who doesnt love to see a pissed off Fergie Dont know if I can be arsed to watch it though - the sight of any happy football fans is pissing me off at the moment

The useless cunt has slunk off with fucking millions out of this as well. At least we have the fact that Ashley has lost a fuckton of money over this debacle. Wise has fucked the club, driven Keegan out, brought in spectacularly bad signings even by our standards and strolled off whistling shortarse cunt

minestrone tbh