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01 Harper 05 Hall 06 Williamson 12 Simpson 14 Van Aanholt 04 Nolan 08 Guthrie 10 Routledge 18 Gutierrez 20 Besty 24 Carroll hughton signings this transfer window - won 5-1 , blokes is obv a genius

where is the astonished by lack of sales - underwhelmed by purchases option?

When does the window shut - Im frankly astonished we appear to have brought in a couple of decent championship players without selling anybody. Still time for a last minute "to good an offer to turn down" to happen, but atm the window hasn't been the abortion I expected. Mind you signing Wayne Routledge being good news still takes abit of getting used to. I thought the plan was to buy promising youngsters, not sign people with a great future behind them

(Shearer and Gazza apart) that sums up exactly how I feel

The most eagerly awaited since the last one. Despite the noises from Llambias/Hughton about strengthening and nobody leaving my spidey senses are expecting another transfer window from hell. Lets have your predictions for ins /outs net spend(lol)/ profit I fully expect one of S Taylor/Colo/Enriques to go, I wouldnt be surprised if someone came in for Nolan, and I think Carrol might be the subject of an offer "too good to turn down" As for incoming, persistant rumours about Kilgannon an Beckford. Very uninspiring but might happen to replace any of the above who depart. "Good Business" says DL Profit £7.5m (it costs him £20m a season you know. Just out of the goodness of his heart. Cunt)

I enjoyed it. The plot was pretty much Pocohontas (bear i mind I havent seen Pocohontas so I'm guessing) I thought the 3d was 30% 70% impressive. The one big thing I didnt like was "unobtanium" - really, unobtanium, come on

white out in brighton - no work for me tomorrow

single album "Get down and get with it" still possibly the greatest thing Ive ever heard

hell yeah

bbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappp!!!!!!!111

sounds like a cracker

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus - blimey

“Makes me sick, motherfucker, how far we done fell."

Why the hell not? Its a great competition and Newcastle have a great history in it I'd take the FA Cup over promotion any time whey aye! lets win a cup and resign ourselves to Championship football for another god knows how many years, thats a great idea. added to the fact that we've got as much chance of winning it as Harold Shipman has of getting an article in the Lancet. But yeah lets live the dream and watch as we progress through the rounds, losing a defender here and a striker there to injury. Then lets watch as the Toon hit Manchester for the Quarter final of the century, a giant killing attempt by little Newcastle as they go to Man U. 9-1 of Spurs Wigan would look like a closely fought match in which the home side just shaded it. Lets drop out gracefully in this round, promotion is the only concern. Really? I'd take the cup every time. I dont even know if I want us to get promoted, dont really see any point to it with this mob in charge, and cant see them leaving if we do Interested to why you think is the "only concern"

omgwtf11!!!lol!!! has anybody else seen this? Jesus moptherfucking titty christ - that was the worst end of anything ever

We are top of the league, there are only two teams in the four divisions with a better defensive record . and Ive never felt so dejected or hopeless about the future.

I know we won, but Jesus Christ that was dogshit.

YES!!

I hope so, but I think the Germans will rob him

I live in Brighton which makes me horribly aware of how an owner can completely fuck a club if wants to. Brighton are still playing their home games on a school sports ground ffs. The only positive thing I can think of at the moment is he doesn't own the ground St James's is built on. I would like to see a countrywide organised picket of Sports direct, and an unrelenting campaign of harrasment against his other businesses and anybody who does business with him.

We are so fucked

Brian Clough in his prime was far and away the most entertaining pundit. He was usually right as well.

fuck off discuss

How can you say to to me at the end of one of the shittest posts I've ever read. You would take a 10 point deduction? I'm not supporting Ashley at all, my only point is that Keegan winning can have NO positive effects for us as a club. You're a hard case like, are you a bouncer here. Should I leave now? Yes I would take a ten point deduction if it meant that Ashley was out and we had someone decent running the club. That to me is a positive effect of Keegan winning. No Im not a bouncer Yes Leave now WE WON'T BID FOR THE CLUB WHEN THEY ARE TOP BUT OOOOH, LOOK! THEY'VE BEEN DEDUCTED 10 POINTS AND PROBABLY WON'T BE GOING UP THIS YEAR. LETS WHACK A BID IN! Or not. Tit. You must be on the wind up, you can't really be this dim. I can't beleive I have to explain this but the administrators wouldnt be asking for £100 million for the club. pillock. Be a bit easier to find a buyer if your not setting a ridiculous price Because Ashley is going to let administrators sell the club for him for less than he wants I don't think you understand how administration works. Actually i dont think you understand anything Just when I thought I was out he pulled me back in