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His advisor would to busy wanking into a bag of cash to worry what the fans would be thinking

Having just signed a lucrative new contract, him coming through the youth system is irrelevant. Unless you think he negotiated his contract himself? Forcing the player to hand in a transfer request only works when the player wants to go. Am i getting you wrong in thinking that Carroll didnt want to go and did the club a favour by handing a PR 'kick in his own pods' request in? Nah I think he is young and daft enough to be manipulated into what people with a lot to gain wanted to happen. I don't know his agent is, but he has just got himself one hell of a payday. Ashley has got what he wanted, and all scousers are cunts*. I don't think for a minute Andy Carroll did this off his own bat. *Apart from my nephew Jake - he's not a bad lad

Your doing the team you love a favour Andy -you'll be getting loads more money at Liverpool anyway- Carroll "oh aye gan on then" Yup. You're going anyway, Andy. Do your team mates a favour - they don't need the fans turning on the club and the manager. Think of the lads in that dressing room. Piece of piss. Isn't his new contract about 2 months old anyway - The cunts probably gave him the contract so he wasn't long enough into it for the loyalty bonus to kick in.

Your doing the team you love a favour Andy -you'll be getting loads more money at Liverpool anyway- Carroll "oh aye gan on then"

And he's fucking right. Worst part of all of this is that the club persuaded him to submit the transfer request so they could waive the termination / signing on fee. Trying to make him look like the cunt when in reality its all them and nothing will disaude me on that. Wouldn't be surprised if they told him "look we're selling you anyway, might as well go with a bit of dignity and let it look like you were ambitious". These cunts would sell their grannys man. Worse still, they have us all dangling by puppet strings making approaches for players on loan they know damned well are not going to accept their paltry wages offer. Sooner these cunts go the better. I'd happily see them pocket the £35m if it meant them fucking off in the summer. I don't see how him putting a request in makes him look like a man with dignity tbh. I think it was a much more friendly request than that. They needed Carroll to put the request in. Well its not like Carrol sat down at his bureau- got out his best basildon bond and his favourite parker, and starting pouring his heart out in letter form. His agent will have told him its a done deal, you just get more money if you sign this bit of paper - Ill type it out for you son You're agreeing with me, right? I'm not disagreeing I think Ashley his agent and Liverpool will have got everything in place, his agent will then have convinced him it was a done deal, he would earn loads more money big signing on fee and turned his head and then told him to sign the transfer request as the deal was happening anyway. Carrol's not going to be winning Mastermind anytime soon, he's only a young daft kid -wouldn't be hard to get him talked into this. I imagine he's had a fair amount of pressure over this. Still think he is a cunt for going, but it's Ashleys fault

And he's fucking right. Worst part of all of this is that the club persuaded him to submit the transfer request so they could waive the termination / signing on fee. Trying to make him look like the cunt when in reality its all them and nothing will disaude me on that. Wouldn't be surprised if they told him "look we're selling you anyway, might as well go with a bit of dignity and let it look like you were ambitious". These cunts would sell their grannys man. Worse still, they have us all dangling by puppet strings making approaches for players on loan they know damned well are not going to accept their paltry wages offer. Sooner these cunts go the better. I'd happily see them pocket the £35m if it meant them fucking off in the summer. I don't see how him putting a request in makes him look like a man with dignity tbh. I think it was a much more friendly request than that. They needed Carroll to put the request in. Well its not like Carrol sat down at his bureau- got out his best basildon bond and his favourite parker, and starting pouring his heart out in letter form. His agent will have told him its a done deal, you just get more money if you sign this bit of paper - Ill type it out for you son

Damn fucking sight better than if we don't

Hopefully they spot a pub - fancy a swifty, somebody nicks his phone - things get tasty. 24 hours in chokey. Everybodies happy

Hmmmm....... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ool/9377256.stm double hmmmm Chelsea will return with an improved £40m offer for Fernando Torres with the Premier League champions hopeful of closing the deal before Monday's transfer deadline after the striker told Liverpool he wants to leave. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/ja...-torres-chelsea

This has a horrible ring of Woodgate about it.

Prego

I've listened to the interview - I thought it was pure Partridge. He actually said "Many have drunk at the well we dug" ffs

Foul? fuck off man, hes going down before he's even touched him this brings us back to tiotes sending off, is ferguson in full control with both legs off the ground? He's jumping out the way, the big nancy

Shepherd will be replacing Keys - shirley

Keys comes out looking worse ino, he comments come across as proper nasty women hating stuff. Trying too hard to be one of the boys. I have to confess I have said "do me a favour love" to mrs spongebob so many times in the last couple of days she has cracked and reporting to physical violence. "Calm down love its only a bit of banter" didn't seem to help

Exactly

Precisely and such a shock when you discover this. Having a son is like having a dog who can recite comedy sketches, having a daughter is to enter a bizarre and terrifying world of emotional manipulation and madness

I've got a grown up daughter who went through this sort of shit, and CT is bang on the money. Telling teacher isn't going to do any good, the best thing you can do is make her popular by buying the other kids off. It might sound ridiculous but its true. I'm actually pretty certain 7 year old girls aren't human by the way, however they are evil geniuses

quality ear work there

They both think they are gods gift - fuck them both

My pleasure at his sacking is greatly enhanced by the uncomprehending burning sense of injustice the potato headed dinosaur must be feeling right now

Excellent. Nothing to do with this NotW thing though? Can't have helped, suing your boss

Stevie

"Do me a favour love" lol