Optimistic Nut

DaneRug = Scandinavian superfan who arranges 5-a-side competitions.

Mackemgirlo = Shaven-headed Mackem lass.

What did Lassie say to Skippy the Bush Kangaroo? Woof woof.

Once we get to 10, we should sticky the "Ten Toontastic Commandments".

Can I please be the first to mention the 5 Commandments of Toontastic. 1) Thou shalt remember that Vitor Baia doth wear number 99. 2) Thou shalt not forget that Hugo Viana is a defensive-midfielder. 3) Thou shalt be aware that Gaizka Mendieta is, indeed, a Champions League winner. 4) Thou shalt know the Falklands War took place at the end of the 1970s. 5) Thou shalt be made aware that there's is a weekly Press Conference every Friday at 3.30pm. Any I've missed out?

Good work! This is more like it.