Optimistic Nut

I hate the fact almost every other post is someone trying to share to the world a new wallpaper, video or requests like, "Does anyone have a clip of Keane trying to punch Shearer" blah blah. As if we're bothered, and for fecks sake, if you want a clip, buy the fooking DVD like most people.

Travis - The Man Who.

Roman Abramovich planting seeds at the Edinburgh tattoo chewing elastic bands and riding My Little Pony to Chester-le-Street to watch Ghengis Khan get off with his brother Oliver, while Timbucktoo, Jim was greedy and bucked three.

Elvis Presley riding to the city of Atlantis on Shergar before attacking the city of Troy in a spaceship and having an affair with Adolf Hitler behind Ghengis Khan's back, and starting World War III which is on it's way to being won my the martians before John Candy pushed a Jamaican bodsled in the way of the bomb which deflected it off course destroying a meteorite.

Pele on a viagra pill

Virgin Mary on a dildo.

One leg over too many tbh.

He's a proper player.

Yeah, he tries tell Gervais about how in the "olden times", they asked a man set to be executed to walk in a straight line after he had been beheaded. When told about how given an infinite amount of time, a set of monkeys could re-write a Shakespeare story due to every eventuality being typed, he came out with, "But how can a monkey remember what he's just typed, and what about when they change shifts". Great watch.

Once upon a time, there was a poor sod with a wooden eye. He obviously had low self-esteem and had no luck with the ladies. One night he was at the bar with one of his mates, and he spotted a good looking lady with a wooden leg. "Why don't you go over to her mate? She'll obviously understand". So the man with the wooden eye plucks up the courage to talk to her, very nervous though. "W-w-w-would you like to dance with me?" The woman with the wooden leg was thrilled. "Would I!" she replied. "Oh well f*ck off yourself you wooden legged bitch".

Will someone ban her?

I think Shola would excel alongside Owen, Luque & Solano.

How? Similar scoring records in Europe & in the Premiership. Both have flashes of brilliance but more often or not flatter to deceive.

I was talking about Shola.

You've hit the nail on the head. They're almost identical. Both struggled in the Premiership, both excelled in Europe, and both should have done/ be doing a lot better. Yet one is considered a hero, and the other one is "crap".

Actually, that sounds wrong in so many ways.

Anything by the Village People.

Would Bernard on a Free be being too greedy?

I was so confident about the deal that I bought the CD (for 1 Euro) via ebay on Monday which hopefully has been delivered in meantime. 19458[/snapback] You were right with this one Isegrim. Now, do I put £5 on him finishing Premier League top scorer this season?

It was the exact same thing with Pandiani at Brum. One minute Bruce says they're close to signing him, the next day Karren Brady says they couldn't agree a fee, a few days later he signed for the original offer. The Depor chairman makes Shepherd look like Steve Gibson.

I think that's a case of Scousers clutching at straws.

I've been singing that at work to some strange looks.

Also, I wonder if that photo was taken of Luque the moment he found out the deal had been agreed.

Signing Luque will not affect the Owen situation. Souness said yesterday he was after one more, and that another one was being closed to being sealed (Luque).