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I bet Dame Kelly Holmes must be gutted...

Since it looks unlikely we'll sign him now, expect the next 6 months to see another fresh Souey/Freddy bashing about how this was just a "PR stunt".

Real Madrid B side, or Newcastle side? The only other option looks like Lyon and I don't think he'd fancy a season in France.

Just seen the goals. Shola's first was the pick of the bunch, quality goal.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs...Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I picked her mobile up yesterday just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind our car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind the car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch. Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?

"Now Mr President, you're going to have to learn how to go yourself."

I'd say to Spurs they have have Jenas if they send Keane & Kanoute to us.

It was also at a time where Shearer hadn't scored in open play since that goal in the Semi Final versus Spurs. If he'd played Ferguson rather than Shearer that night you may have understood the decision, to play Robinson was just crazy though.

Rooney in, yet no Batty?

I'm sure we'll find him a job training the Under 8's and give him a playing contract to go with it.

I thought it was a mishit cross, but how many times have we seen Faye pop-up in a wide right role offering an attacking option?

Without his contribution to the goal, I'd have given him 6, but he showed good initiative to get into a wide right position to set up the goal. I think that's what pushed him up a rating.

Would be a good signing IMO. Two strikers, and I think we'll finish top 5 again next May.

Given 5 Carr 6 Elliott 5 Taylor 6 Boumsong 6 Parker 7 Emre 8 Milner 6 Bowyer 6 Faye 7 Shearer 5

So did Dabizas & O'Brien...

We'll end this summer with Owen or Smith. My money is unfortunately on it being Smith.

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Know how you feel mate.

I loved the one on the "Main Land", where in one scene Jack is about to get a drink and someone from Alcoholics Anonymous grabs his drink...then switches to a zooming ambulance. The "Largest Lingerie section in Ireland", was another classic, in fact, I can't think of one episode not very good.

The thing that gets me is people who slag off Viduka yet would happily see Smith here. If Smith's scoring record was anywhere near as good as Viduka's then Leeds might still be in the Premiership today.

Don't see the problem with Viduka to be honest. Shearer, Anelka, Viduka & Ameobi is a far stronger pool of strikers than three-quarters of Premier League attacks. (I'd say Arsenal, Man U, Chelsea, Liverpool & Spurs are the only ones with better).

"I'm not still on this fecking island!"

Does the first picture suggest a raid for Mutu?

2 or 3 seasons ago I'd have signed him as cover for Robert & Solano. To have him as a first-choice winger though would show how far we've fell.

They only way he'll come to us is if the big 4 don't want him. And I think Arsenal will.