bawan

u vile cunt hes dead and from the bottom RIP with no sarcasm or anything even if he was a mackam hes died show sum bloody respect u tit So because somebody dies, I should show them respect? R.I.P. Hitler, then. My deepest sympathy for Stalin, as well. Whilst we're at it, I'll give a shout out for all the terrorist bombers. I won't give my respect purely for somebody because they've died. That would be completely moronic, "u tit". I am just in the first page and have not read it all but you are a cock of the highest order and it fills me with satisfaction to think that you have a shitty job with no future and no enjoyment at all. And a personal life to match that of the sorriest smack head around. me or offshore the fucking knob head

once again my thoughts go out to the man and seriously "offbase" fuckkkk offff

u vile cunt hes dead and from the bottom RIP with no sarcasm or anything even if he was a mackam hes died show sum bloody respect u tit

Ireland's Robbie Keane has added extra spice to Wednesday's Euro 2008 qualifier against Czech Republic by suggesting that opposition goalkeeper Petr Cech is not the best in the world. The Irish Republic's most prolific goalscorer says that although Cech may be one of the best, the title of top goalkeeper belongs to Shay Given. "Cech is one of the best goalkeepers in the world," said Keane. "But we are quite lucky in that we have the best in Shay Given. "Cech is different class but Shay Given is for me one of the best goalkeepers I have ever seen." Given had kept three consecutive clean sheets for his country before conceding two against Slovakia at the weekend and will have to be in good form again on Wednesday, if Ireland are to make up ground in Group D.

It does look like he's going, although not until the Jan window, obviously. Probably no bad thing (assuming we can get a decent amount back for him) as it doesn't look like Allardyce either especially rates him or thinks he'll fit in with how he wants us to play. who could replace him tho...if were gonna get rid of him witch obvious that we will, we need a top class creative midfielder to come and and replace him but then who would you drop in midfield

Sam Allardyce has moved to play down speculation over the immediate future of Newcastle midfielder Emre. The Turkey international, currently on Euro 2008 duty with his country, was linked with a return to former club Galatasary at the weekend. But the Magpies boss knows Emre will remain at St James' Park - at least until January. Allardyce told the club's official website: "It's not an issue at the moment. "There's no chance of him going back to Turkey because the transfer window is shut, so he can't go anywhere." Emre has made just one appearance under Allardyce, in the 2-0 Carling Cup victory over Barnsley

EMRE has admitted he wants to quit Newcastle for Galatasaray in January – as his old club confirmed they want him back. The Turk is fit again after injury but is pessimistic about his prospects of breaking into Sam Allardyce’s first team at St James’s Park. And so Emre has now openly declared his wish to return to Istanbul, with Galatasaray revealing they are keen to re-sign him, six years after he left for Inter Milan. Emre made his first appearance under Allardyce in Newcastle’s Carling Cup win over Barnsley 11 days ago but did not even feature on the bench for the Premiership clash with Wigan last weekend. And both he and Galatasaray have used his presence in Turkey on international duty in recent days to make it clear they want a reunion. “I want to go back to Galatasaray, and they want me,” said Emre. And Gala’s vice-president Adnan Polat said in response: “This is a transfer we can do in January.” Emre, who turned 27 on Friday, was rated as Turkish football’s best-ever young player when he rose through the ranks at Galatasaray. But he is clearly below Nicky Butt, Geremi and Alan Smith in Allardyce’s midfield pecking order, with summer signing Joey Barton on his way back from injury. However, Allardyce will look to at recoup a large part, if not all, of the £3.8 million that Graeme Souness paid Inter for Emre in the summer of 2005. Meanwhile, Steven Taylor’s contract row looks set to rumble on for at least the best part of another week. Although Newcastle have decided to reopen contract talks with the defender, his father and agent is on holiday abroad. United officials were unhappy at Alf Taylor’s decision to go public on his son’s rejection of an initial contract offer described as “completely inadequate”. And even though they have decided to review their offer, it will have to be upped by more than 60 per cent to satisfy Taylor’s wish for parity with England Under-21 colleague James Milner’s new £30,000-a-week deal.

NEWCASTLE new boy Habib Beye last night revealed how a freak training-ground accident rescued United’s long-running bid to land him . . . After he had turned the Toon down back in June. Beye finally joined the Magpies from Marseille minutes before the transfer window closed at midnight on Friday. And the Sunday Sun can reveal that the Senegal international only put pen to paper after agreeing to compromise on his demand for a four-year contract by signing a three-year deal. But Beye has also now confirmed he rebuffed a previous approach from Newcastle – and might have snubbed them again until a twist of fate changed his mind. For he claims that seeing Marseille goalkeeper and close friend Cedric Carrasso rupture an Achilles tendon 10 days ago convinced him to take up the challenge of a move to Tyneside. “I had the chance to join Newcastle more than a month before the start of the new season,” said Beye. “I refused it because I wanted to play in the Champions League with Marseille and finish the final year of contract while keeping alive the possibility of prolonging my stay at ‘L’OM’. “The offer from Newcastle, a big club, came again though, and it was a good financial proposal — it would be a lie to hide that fact. “But seeing the injury to Cedric Carrasso was what really made me reflect. “Like him, I am 29, and he was not injured because of a tackle, but because of what can happen to the human body as time goes by. “If that kind of mishap had happened to me in the situation I was in at Marseille with the end of my contract, it would have made things very complicated. “You have to think of these things and it’s for that reason that I accepted the challenge of moving to Newcastle.” United’s interest in Beye — exclusively revealed by the Sunday Sun way back on June 10 — was maintained despite his unimpressive start to the season in France which saw him targeted by a faction of Marseille fans. But the right-back added: “I thank the people at the club and the supporters, even if some of them attacked me lately. I would like to have taken those fans with me. “I will keep my house in Marseille and go to live there after I retire.”

get in!!!!!!!!!!!!

heskey shud of put it away

Steve McClaren believes Michael Owen will supply the goals to secure victory for England against Israel in Saturday's crucial Euro 2008 qualifier. McClaren's side trail Israel by three points in Group E, making a victory essential, but the England boss is sure Owen will fire the goals for success at Wembley. Owen, who has recovered from his recent 18-month injury woes and has scored two in two games for Newcastle, has a reputation for performing well in important games for his country and McClaren is confident the striker will again rise to the occasion. "Michael has looked sharper with every day," said McClaren. "Never mind the work he does outside the box and who he needs to play with, the main thing Michael brings us is goals at vital times. "There have been so many times when we have not looked like scoring and all of a sudden he has glanced one in at the near post or nicked one off his shin. "He is always on the spot and what we must do is get the ball into areas where Michael is at his best."

Newcastle United defender David Rozehnal has revealed that he would like to settle down at St James' Park. The Czech Republic international joined The Magpies in the summer, from Paris Saint Germain for an initial £2.9million. The 27-year-old has looked assured in his four Premier League start, and has helped Sam Allardyce's side remain unbeaten. Rozehnal spent two seasons at both of his previous clubs, but it now appears he is ready to commit his future after penning a four-year deal on Tyneside. "I would not be against a longer stay, with my wife we would like to settle down finally," Rozehnal explained in Sport. "So far I have been telling myself that I was doing gradual steps to better clubs and better competitions. "But now I am playing in the world's best league and I would not mind if I stayed there for a longer time. "The Premier League has fantastic commitment, fighting spirit and high tempo."

i used to have two in my tea but now i have three......i gota cut down tho bcoz my dad was diabetic.

TRANSFER RUMOURS Manchester City boss Sven-Goran Eriksson is plotting an £80,000-a-week loan deal for Juan Riquelme. (The Sun) Eriksson plans a fresh bid to sign Mark Bresciano in January. (Daily Mirror) Thomas Sorensen is ready to quit Aston Villa after falling out with manager Martin O'Neill. (The Sun) Chelsea are set to incur the wrath of Barcelona by trying to snatch boy wonder Giovani Dos Santos. (The Sun) Ex-Real Madrid star Roberto Carlos came close to joining Middlesbrough this summer. (The Sun) Nicky Shorey has hinted he wants to quit Reading for West Ham. (Daily Mirror) Stoke have not given up hope of signing former Liverpool midfielder Salif Diao. (Daily Mirror) OTHER GOSSIP Arsene Wenger's new deal at Arsenal is worth £4.5m a year - the same as Sir Alex Ferguson's but £2m a year less than Jose Mourinho. (Daily Mail) US billionaire Stan Kroenke is to reassure the Arsenal board he has no intention of mounting a takeover bid for the club at present. (The Independent) Paul Jewell has turned down the chance to manage Derby because he did not want to stab Rams boss Billy Davies in the back. (The Sun) George Burley is poised to quit Southampton after growing tired of the internal politics at the club. (Daily Mirror) Peter Reid has had secret talks with Leicester owner Milan Mandaric, who is also interested in Iain Dowie. (Daily Mirror) Former England skipper Tony Adams says the current coach Steve McClaren reminds him of Graham Taylor. (The Sun) McClaren may wait until the last minute to decide whether to risk injured midfielder Steven Gerrard against Israel. (The Sun) But Gerrard has already declared himself fit to play, possibly even without painkillers. (Daily Mail) The FA will play Luciano Pavarotti's Nessun Dorma before the England-Israel game in tribute to the opera singer, who died on Thursday. (Daily Mail) Sir Alex Ferguson has jokingly told Man Utd's defender Patrice Evra not to bother coming back to Old Trafford if he helps France beat Scotland next week. (Daily Record) Sir Bobby Charlton says England need to win Euro 2008 in order to get computer-obsessed kids interested in football again. (Various) But Charlton has piled the pressure on McClaren by claiming the players lack the self-belief to win the tournament. (Various) Leeds have been kicked out of the FA for not paying their debts. (The Sun) Dunfermline chairman John Yorkston will give Pars manager Stephen Kenny time to improve the club's league position before discussing a new contract. (Daily Mail) Livingston winger Joe Hamill has been ruled out for the rest of the season through injury. (Daily Express) Leicester City owner Milan Mandaric says Paul Sturrock is not in the running to become the Midlands club's new boss. (Daily Record) AND FINALLY Wayne Rooney's brother Graham will represent Everton when he stars on a celebrity football show. (The Sun) Ryan Babel says reading The Bible has helped him cope with his move to Liverpool. (The Sun)

Sam Allardyce will look to overturn his own personal hoodoo when Newcastle face Arsenal in the Carling Cup third round. Newcastle have not won a major trophy in 39 years and the League Cup is a real target for Allardyce - who reached the final with Bolton in 2004, only to lose to The Magpies' North East rivals Middlesbrough. If Allardyce wants to taste victory in the Carling Cup, though, he must win at Arsenal - something he has never done as a manager. "We were looking for a bit of luck with the draw, but it has got to be played to an end, and we will see how we go," bemoaned the Newcastle chief. "I have never won at Arsenal - this would be the first time. It came down to the 93rd minute one year when Gilberto scored an equaliser. "Hopefully, I can go one better this time." Allardyce is buoyed by the fact that Arsenal, as is now tradition, will field a youthful side, although he insists that he will not be fielding his first team either. "He will play his squad players - he always starts with them - and we will rotate our squad accordingly, just the same," he said. "The Carling Cup tie drops in a difficult week for us because we play on the Sunday, then we are going to have to play them on the Tuesday night and then Saturday morning against Manchester City. "Two out of those three games are away from home, so that's going to be a difficult week."

haha nice one mate... as soon as i seen it i thought "oh god wtf now"

Actually iv changed me mind from pooptash to that Sever07...how fuckin annoying is he

Pooptash

Oh my fucking god same thing happend to me last night.. was just getting ready to shower, usually put the towel on the radiator before i go and shower so its warm, and when i got the bathroom i lifted me arm up and seen something on the bottom of my t shirt and just thought its some ribbon and when i looked properly there were two on the one on my towel and one on my arm.... a fucking shit me self and started shouting mammmm hellppp spiderrr lmfao...i am fuckin shit scared of them Edit: It was two of them that craig has taken a pic of

TRANSFER RUMOURS Birmingham will decide this week whether to sign former Monaco striker Mohammed Kallon. (Daily Mirror) West Brom are planning a cheeky loan bid for Portsmouth striker David Nugent. (Daily Mirror) LA Galaxy will block any attempts to bring David Beckham back to Europe on a short-term loan at the end of the MLS season. (Daily Star) Tottenham winger Wayne Routledge is on his way out of the club - despite turning down a move to Celtic. (Daily Mirror) Spurs are ready to let Phil Ifil go out on loan after Paul Stalteri did not leave in the transfer window. Bournemouth are interested. (The Sun) Fitz Hall will be allowed to leave Wigan and find a Championship club - probably Charlton - in the next few weeks. (Daily Mirror) Leeds midfielder Jonathan Douglas is a shock £400,000 target for League One rivals Walsall. (Daily Mirror) OTHER GOSSIP Injured Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard has told England coach Steve McClaren he will be fit to face Russia on 12 September. (Independent) Spurs boss Martin Jol is back on the brink of the sack after their calamitous 3-3 draw at Fulham on Saturday. (Daily Mirror) Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich walked out of Villa Park after his side conceded their second goal on Sunday. (Various) Emile Heskey made an astonishing return to the England fold on Sunday - after a personal plea from his former partner Michael Owen. (Various) Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger hailed Cesc Fabregas as "the new Paul Scholes" after the Spaniard's display against Portsmouth. (The Sun) Everton's Victor Anichebe has turned down England Under-21s to play for Nigeria's Super Eagles. (The Sun) West Ham could be ordered to pay huge compensation to Sheffield United if the latest inquiry into the Carlos Tevez affair rules in the Blades' favour. (Daily Mail) Manager Gordon Strachan has denied reports that Kenny Miller was forced out of Celtic. (Daily Record) Kilmarnock chairman Michael Johnston has told fans the club could not afford not to sell Steven Naismith to Rangers. (Daily Record) AND FINALLY Bayern Munich's Oliver Kahn set a Bundesliga record for goalkeepers by playing his 535th game in the German top division as they drew 1-1 with Hamburg. (The Guardian)

Sam Allardyce believes Newcastle have done a great piece of business in landing Habib Beye and Abdoulaye Faye for a combined £4million. The former Bolton boss signed the pair on deadline day to bolster The Magpies' squad before the close of the transfer window. Allardyce feels Faye's versatility will come in handy, while former Marseille captain Beye is a natural born winner. "It's extremely great value for money for the pair of them," he told the Evening Chronicle. "In today's over-inflated market, all our business has been excellent. "Faye's going to give us something that we need in the team, both as a centre-half and as a central midfield player. "I've been chasing Beye - who was captain of Marseille - for a long, long time, and finally I've got him. "He's just a pure athlete. There's a lot of ability and desire and determination as a human being - not just as a footballer - to be successful." The only transfer Allardyce would rather not have done was to allow Nolberto Solano to join West Ham to be nearer his family. "I'm reasonably satisfied at what we have been able to do in the transfer market in the summer," he continued. "The only disappointing one for me was Nobby, but in the end it was the right thing to do. "He needed to be with his wife and kids, who have moved to London. West Ham are a big club as well."

might be solano's number

woo hoo fuckin bowt time he scored aswell

were gonna loose Bramble is gonna score

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