Papa Lazaru

Farmer spends years selectively breeding giant chickens with the help of geneticists just to provide the chance for people to make a "Giant cock" pun!

Stick to more realistic things like flying to Pluto or seeing a funny itv sitcom!

I don't have a problem with Viduka's ability and he will get more goals per game than what we currently have if he's in the mood. The problem seems to be he's injury prone (so would fit in well!) and he tends to dissappear for parts of the season. But christ we need strikers and if we can shift the waste of space that is but and get a striker i'm all for it, though i want it to be in addition to Anelka and Boa Morte!

I heard HTT, Craig, Gol and Peasepud were there!

That quote if you know the context just makes you laugh out loud! And Bishop Brennan is comedy gold anytime he appears!

To be fair the writers had already made 3 the last series before he died and the actors knew. Though i think the had left the possibility of 1 off specials open if they felt like going back to it.

Its only blokes who are good at dancing and actually really enjoy it that are gay The others are straight!

Definitely one of the alltime great sitcoms with some individual episodes works of genius!

be more than a season if he joins us 5421[/snapback] Very true! Suppose i just meant one guarenteed season without winning until Souness is dumped out on his arse, then after that we can get back to the normal NUFC having very little chance of winning anything because we're cursed!

The only chance in hell we have of signing Owen is if Manu/arse/Pool r any foreign CL team don't want him and he decides to go a season away from the CL and without winnign anything.

Don't blame Given at all. Like the rest of us he's sat and saw the squad dismantled with nowhere near enough quality players comign in when we all knew we needed to be stronger than last year not weaker.

You're forgetting the "tactical genius" we have in charge at NUFC, he'd play Shearer, Fatduka and Shola in a three way attack with no pace or movement and all getting in each others way!!!

Same as what other people have said, the problem with clubs is usually i find the music often is shite and thats important to me. And as people said if its too loud to have a chat/laugh with your mates it isn't great either, can depend how pissed you are. But friday/saturday in Newcastle has so little choice of clubs for people with any taste in music!

Totally forgot that!!! Though i think it says it all really as in the past it would have been the first thing i thought of, now i try not to think about going to the match if i can avoid it as its depressing!!!

God knows how Shola will end up, but if he is ever going to do anything then you're right, him and Shearer together is shocking. They both suffer and make each other look worse and the team really suffers as well.

Since i have no sentiment in me at all i wouldn't have any personal type stuff i'd give a shit about, so it'd probably be: Ipod computer (more importantly the hard drive with everything on it) Other than that just my dvd's/books/cd's which really could easilly be replaced

Aye, very homo-erotic forum this. 4995[/snapback] Had a good laugh reading that thread though!

Start talking about shagging blokes and you'll have plenty of posts in no time!

Correct, more top class management at work here. Get rid of Hughes, a model professional who covers three positions to bring in somebody shite who by the sounds of it barely cvers one position!

I was reading the chronicle today and Anal managed to write two articles that revolved around him, made his moment/quote of the week thing about him and stated that he himself saved Lee Bowyers career after the fight!!! We'll now have years of him regularly writing thta he doesn't hold a grudge against Bowyer and telling us every week that he isn't botheed about it, like he did with Robert! What a complete cock this man is!

Let me get this right, you want us to stop quoting this picture? 2619[/snapback] Might be an idea like 2624[/snapback] Aye. 2628[/snapback] I go away for a while and come back to find this pic is still being quoted, just stop it now!!!

Meenzer, I'm very disappointed you posted this picture. 2420[/snapback] Consider me suitably chastened. 2552[/snapback] Will people stop quoting posts like this as it just means the photo keeps re-appearing!!!

Misses the epic Laurent Robert thread on the other board?

Is Blaydon???

Hasn't denied it!