Papa Lazaru

Frankly I think that pic should replace the toontastic.net banner at the top of the page, such is its iconic status. 14619[/snapback] Only as long as we put up one of two women doing the same...purely for balance you understand!!! 14622[/snapback] Oh, absolutely. It'd have to be a carefully selected photo, too - only the best possible quality. I'll count on you to do the necessary research? 14636[/snapback] Well i appear to have been doing the necessary research for many years on the internet, what luck!

jesus wept! When you are old enough we will explain these things to you. As for your nose bleed, are you after another one? 14597[/snapback] Calm down dear! Whats the matter, time of the month? 14601[/snapback] LOL. fortunately i dont really get any problems with PMT, only trouble i experience is my breasts swell to twice the bloody size and i can tell you, its bloody uncomfortable 14616[/snapback] So nothing bad then! 14620[/snapback] matter of opinion, you try it!! As for running, thats out of the question 14621[/snapback] Try it, i'd never leave the house!!! You don't need a running partner do you? 14626[/snapback] Only if you happen to be a large sports bra! 14628[/snapback] I can try!!!

jesus wept! When you are old enough we will explain these things to you. As for your nose bleed, are you after another one? 14597[/snapback] Calm down dear! Whats the matter, time of the month? 14601[/snapback] LOL. fortunately i dont really get any problems with PMT, only trouble i experience is my breasts swell to twice the bloody size and i can tell you, its bloody uncomfortable 14616[/snapback] So nothing bad then! 14620[/snapback] matter of opinion, you try it!! As for running, thats out of the question 14621[/snapback] Try it, i'd never leave the house!!! You don't need a running partner do you?

Frankly I think that pic should replace the toontastic.net banner at the top of the page, such is its iconic status. 14619[/snapback] Only as long as we put up one of two women doing the same...purely for balance you understand!!!

jesus wept! When you are old enough we will explain these things to you. As for your nose bleed, are you after another one? 14597[/snapback] Calm down dear! Whats the matter, time of the month? 14601[/snapback] LOL. fortunately i dont really get any problems with PMT, only trouble i experience is my breasts swell to twice the bloody size and i can tell you, its bloody uncomfortable 14616[/snapback] So nothing bad then!

stfu n00b, Jesus pwned ur ass! 14573[/snapback] Its always about the ass with you isn't it 14576[/snapback] Hell no, I like the cock as much as the next man (assuming the next man is Steve). 14588[/snapback] Though i doubt you like either as much as the photo of Ruud and Roy

jesus wept! When you are old enough we will explain these things to you. As for your nose bleed, are you after another one? 14597[/snapback] Calm down dear! Whats the matter, time of the month?

If we leave it till January like you say we will see prices even higher as we will be desperate and they will not want to sell at all and as you say we could be suffering with injuries. And by then it may be too late to salavage something if we have really struggled for goals.

stfu n00b, Jesus pwned ur ass! 14573[/snapback] Its always about the ass with you isn't it

One of the things that annoys me about Shola is why he can't transfer his off the pitch attitude onto the pitch. Away from games he seems confident, backs himself and is always talking himself up and saying what he'll do etc. As soon as he plays he looks like lost child, with no confidence and doesn't back himself to score at all!

I'm always happy to shove blame for various things on to her, its basically deserved whether its her fault or not!

None of the things you mentioned is relevent to the argument that its quite possible to have children and teenagers who on the whole are respectful of authority and not a bunch of chavs and yobs! I'm not claiming those countries are perfect in every possible way. Though since its a favourite of yours its noticeable that Switzerland still has national service and has well behaved youths! As for them being boring, firstly thats pretty offensive to them and secondly if they were, so what? you yourself don't have to be boring but you can live in a better society and atmosphere away from some of the vermin we have. Ours has changed i agree with you, but doesn't mean you can't sort kids and youths out starting with parents, schools, juvenile crime ad punishment and any other area you think affects the situation, just that the people in charge won't as they're idiots. 14543[/snapback] Can I seek asylum in Switzerland ? 14546[/snapback] As long as you adhere to their strict rule on no masturbation whatsoever

None of the things you mentioned is relevent to the argument that its quite possible to have children and teenagers who on the whole are respectful of authority and not a bunch of chavs and yobs! I'm not claiming those countries are perfect in every possible way. Though since its a favourite of yours its noticeable that Switzerland still has national service and has well behaved youths! As for them being boring, firstly thats pretty offensive to them and secondly if they were, so what? you yourself don't have to be boring but you can live in a better society and atmosphere away from some of the vermin we have. Ours has changed i agree with you, but doesn't mean you can't sort kids and youths out starting with parents, schools, juvenile crime ad punishment and any other area you think affects the situation, just that the people in charge won't as they're idiots.

I think you'll find its "Blessed are the cheesemakers"!!! And to people who mentioned Jesus H Christ, i've said it myself but why the H???

The arguemt that we live ina different world and that we can never go back and have to accept it is basicall bollocks when you see plenty of ither countries having nowhere near our problem with chavs, lack of respect, juvenile crime of the scale and all the other yobbish culture we have. A mate of mine via his Phd has been to places like Switzerland, Austria and Scandinavi and the difference in their youths to our is embrassing. If they can do it we can, or at least should have been, now it may well be a bit late to sort this generation out, but we could start on the next one!

You forgot: 4. I hate men 5. Men are hopeless at everything. 14415[/snapback] I was going to add basically the exact same 4 and 5 as you! Though having said her stand up is pretty much those 5 things repeated ad infinitum i do think when she is on tv progs like buzzcocks, QI, have i got news for you, they think its all over and all the others that she is funny and can holder own with all the blokes on there. Sadly without trying to be sexis there isn't exactly a wealth of funny women, though as somebody said Caroline Aherne should ahve been alot higher, and Catherine Tate is an excellent performer if some of the shows writing is at times hit and miss.

Alex Ferguson enjoys a laugh, little realising he is holding a card with the chinese symbol for twat in front of him

The David James issue really is embrassingly shite from an England manager. Years ago the bloke proved he was way below the standard required for international goal keeping, yet he got game after game and kept proving that...then the manager finally has amoment of sanity and gets a proper international keeper in, only to keep JAmes on and use him like this when he should be developing the next keeper to follow on from Robinson instead of wasting time on somebody who will never be England class. He did the same with Heskey for longer than anyone will care to remember!

FFS its never ending with us isn't it, and always affects whoever is playing well. As usual it shows two things, one these friendlies are a sack of shite where clubs and their fans suffer because of internatinals being compulsory and two we have a shite squad and so are understandably shitting ourselves at the thought of losing Emre.

Should be entirely irrelivent, you should get the same sentence whether your a smackhead and a piece of shit or a drug free piece of shit. And the sentence should naturally be about 10 times what the fuckers will get if they're even caught. 13249[/snapback] There's a big difference to someone stealing out of desperation, and a cold and callous psychopath. How do you know they don't feel ashamed and remorseful for what they've done? You don't know, you're just assuming. 13696[/snapback] Ok then you go to the family of the woman who died and tell them they don't have to feel so upset because the person who did it was really desperate and feels so sorry about it all!!! I wasn't justifying the crime, I was just explaining that the same crime can be committed by completely different types of people, and for different reasons. Are you getting a little confused? Being a psychopath is not a crime, and a psychopath can steal. 13755[/snapback] Not confused at all, i know being a psychopath isn't a crime, but you used it in terms of comitting a crime as a "cold and callous psychopath" against somebody stealing out of desperation.

It was horse shit man! 4&3 on a par. Then 2. All copies of the first series should be detroyed. 13735[/snapback] I think you are forgetting i am officially "the expert of all comedy" and my decision is final, even if i did just give myself the title and if i say its good it is Its really sepreate from the others, different writing, style, approach etc. but the fact remains it is good, just not as good as the following 3 series. 13737[/snapback] Well I'm obviously a weirdo, because I liked 1 the most, then probably followed by 4, 3 and finally 2, which I really didn't like much. Thinking back on it I still get a smile thinking of 1, where Blackadder was a complete hopeless case, decapitating the king, that cod piece, etc. Also I reckon it had a more lavish production cost, with outdoor sets etc. Anyway, if it truly was horse shit, it would have never made a second series, would it? 13740[/snapback] The first series did have massive production costs and was shot like a film rather than a tv series. This lead to them being told to seriously trim down the costs and change the style if they were to get another series and of course they brought in Ben Elton as co-writer. As a massive Blackadder fan i don;t think series 1 matches the others but it is and alwasy will be underrated.

I may aswell add my usual (and ever more accurate) comment that FIFA and UEFA are two of the biggest wastes of money, time and indeed oxygen to ever have been inflicted on this earth and that a bunch of lobotomised chimps could run the sport better than the bunch of corrupt, braindead fuckwitts we actually have.

It was horse shit man! 4&3 on a par. Then 2. All copies of the first series should be detroyed. 13735[/snapback] I think you are forgetting i am officially "the expert of all comedy" and my decision is final, even if i did just give myself the title and if i say its good it is Its really sepreate from the others, different writing, style, approach etc. but the fact remains it is good, just not as good as the following 3 series.

Should be entirely irrelivent, you should get the same sentence whether your a smackhead and a piece of shit or a drug free piece of shit. And the sentence should naturally be about 10 times what the fuckers will get if they're even caught. 13249[/snapback] There's a big difference to someone stealing out of desperation, and a cold and callous psychopath. How do you know they don't feel ashamed and remorseful for what they've done? You don't know, you're just assuming. 13696[/snapback] Ok then you go to the family of the woman who died and tell them they don't have to feel so upset because the person who did it was really desperate and feels so sorry about it all!!! And i don't know how you came to be comparing stealing with psycopaths, which are two entriely different crimes??? My point is that two people committing the same crime should get the same sentence whether they are on drugs or not.

Blackadder i a strange programme in that it arguably got better with every series, though some would debate if 3 is better than 2, but 4 has to be the best. However whilst the later 3 are clearly the best i'm a fan of series 1 as well, it was just toally different to to the others, but still well worth watching.