Papa Lazaru

I think they're both saying: "Anyone fancy a threesome?"

I didn't know there was a porn movie called "Edinburgh Zoo" never mind how much it costs And it sounds very dodgy to be honest, you dirty young lady! 26866[/snapback] Banned in most countries I believe 26870[/snapback] She has been, don't know about the video though

I didn't know there was a porn movie called "Edinburgh Zoo" never mind how much it costs And it sounds very dodgy to be honest, you dirty young lady!

Well, somebody's obviously desperate to talk about good old English porn instead of the foreign nonsense, so the floor is yours Lou!!!

Ah, sorry - missed that one. I'm sure that most mackems don't feel that way - in the same way that most sensible Newcastle supporters probably wouln't want to see Sunderland go bust. Its too much fun watching them in the deep end, wondering whether they are drowning or waving! 26849[/snapback] Yeah, the vast majority aren't going to agree with him but there are a large number that take the bitterness/obsession way too far! Obviously if over the last 10-15 years the two clubs had been reversed i would be more bitter about them than i am, thats logical but it would never get to the levels you see on that board and elsewhere at times.

Yeah the Nobby video was sad when we knew he was gone and it reminded you of what a top player and top bloke he is, now he's back where he belongs! I'd be interested, genuinely to hear Bobby's opinion on this transfer!!!

I know, i read that and posted it on here in the thread about our finaces i think, its just beyond sad and i'd be depressed to share a club with people like that!

I actually meant he said it the day after the Saints game not the mackem game, but my post was a bit of a mess gramatically i imagine! Like Gemmill said, people in the game like Ian Wright, thought who the hell does he think he is, Shearer just laughed it off. I think Anal Oliver made a big deal of it in the chronicle actually, though i may be wrong.

Why am I thinking of breakfast cereal? 16168[/snapback] Sugar-Coated Puffy Nipples? 16179[/snapback] They're grreeeeat! 16181[/snapback] Puffy Nipples could be P-Diddy's next name, actually whats he using at the moment, he just changed again didn't he?

It was one of the games leading up to the mackem game that saw Gullit sacked and the day after in the papers Lundekvam was saying Shearer was finished! Needless to say Big Al didn't feel it even worth acklowledging! But strangely for such an outrageous thing alot of people didn't hear about it and i suspect you're not alone in not having heard this before.

Thats how it had become, i haven't enjoyed or wanted to go to the match particularly for a long time now. But now with the players signed and the fact that Owen will just give everyone and everything such a lift i actually want to go to the match. I expect some good football, some goals (for us!) and a better atmosphere than we could have expected normally against Fulham with us second bottom and goaless!

I think we just follow a simple plan for hamstring injuries: 1. Find out the length of time the player requires out 2. Ignore this and rush him back early 3. Watch him aggrevate his injury 4. Repeat ad infinitum

Definitley, the season tickets sales are something most but the very top clubs can ever dream off and it never changes. One of the mackems biggest problems was thinking they were filling (or near to filling) the ground but doing it on the cheap and with freebie tickets, so they never had the money we do.

Going on what we should be aiming for based on the money spent on players and what we should reasonably expect: Fulham (h)......................................Have to win, will win Blackburn (a)..................................Win or draw as they aren't bad at home, but should be aiming to win Man City (h)....................................Have to win, at home we have to aim to beat anyone Portsmouth (a).................................They are struggling, have to aim for a win again Sky PPV Wigan (a).............................Have to aim for a win against relegation standard teams Sky PPV mackems (h).........................Have to win at home and despite the derby effect which will be big, we have to beat a team of their standard West Brom (a)..................................Aim for a win but i think they could be decent at home this year Birmingham (h).................................Has to be a win, comfortably

It's quite literally their only hope now to bridge the gap that's openend up between the two clubs since the early 90s. It's no wonder they cling onto it like they do. 26792[/snapback] And to be fair they do stick with it like nobody's business, for years now they've been saying its about to happen! For all the problems people may have with freddie he isn't about to do a Ridsdale, or a Bates at Chelsea before Abramovich bailed him out.

Like every bird in every magazine then? Her hair's nice. 26776[/snapback] Who are you like, fucking Vidal Sassoon? 26779[/snapback] To be fair though that is a massive improvement on her previous hair!!! 26782[/snapback] Pair of mincers! "Oooo Mel, I like what you've done with your hair!" 26783[/snapback] Just because i said you had split ends and hair that you could do nothing with there's no need to get bitter!

Like every bird in every magazine then? Her hair's nice. 26776[/snapback] Who are you like, fucking Vidal Sassoon? 26779[/snapback] To be fair though that is a massive improvement on her previous hair!!!

The mackems on RTG were getting excitied at this blokes bullshit as you can imagine! One came out with the view that NUFC going bankrupt would be better than SAFC winning the CL...Jesus wept!

Theres no excuse for not picking up alot of points from those games and scoring some goals in the process!!!

I'd bet we don't have the level of qualifications we should at the club. And when you think of the millions spent on aquiring and wages for these players we should have the bloody cream of Harley Street looking after them. Its always a problem at St. James often willign to push the boat out for palyers, but not so much for coaching, back room staff and the like.

If Faye plays we'll get beat. 26733[/snapback] Unless all the other midfilders are injured and Faye plays i have serious questions over our management! However i think with the Owen effect lifting the team, corwd and atmosphere i think we'll win regardless of who plays.

If we got one, our coaches woudl put it on the wrong setting and probably gas them with cyanide or send our injured player back in time!

Its not really fine, not you personally but it become incredibly annoying when people continue to peddle this shit, whether its to defend Souness, have a go at Bobby or just randomly to be wrong for no reason. I mean unless i'm going mad (well more so) i fail to see the point of a league system if we're going to say, "Oh sorry but that great big long season we've just witnessed where everybody has played each other home and away, actually we think its bollocks and will just make up our own opinion on who was best and slag our own team off claiming they were'nt really better than the teams below them" If you don't want to go over it for the "Umpteenth" time, fine, i don't remember you going over it before but thats your choice. But until somebody tells me exactly how they know better than the premier league season where each team should be, then the league system (and me!) are right.

As with Gemmill the only thing i remember about Lundekvam is him saying Shearer was finished when we played against them under Gullit. Putting aside the fact he was talkign shite, the very fact e thought he had any right at all to dare comment on Shearer was unbelievable.

How many more people are going to keep going back to the "we were punching above our weight" bollocks. The whole point of a league is for everybody to play each other twice and over the course of a long, hard season teams end up where they deserve to and in our case it was a 3 year average of finishing 4th. How is that so hard to understand? Unless people spent the season watching every single game, home and away of ALL the other teams can you tell me exactly how you know categorically we weren't better than all these other teams, or the usual argument people fall back on that we were "Lucky". Amd Gemmill you say we "Benefited from the poor performances of the other teams challenging for the same positions" No, that was the point of the league season, we played better than them over the course of it and thus finished abpve them, We played worse than the top 3 or 4 those years and thus finished below them, thats how it works. What Souness took over was a team who's manager was clearly on the slide and who had in Shearer a player getting on and had lost Solano etc. But they were still easilly a top 6 side of organised and motivated properly and if subs were used and favouritism was cut out. To get back to challenging for 4th place he needed to move the odd player out and bring in some top class players.