Papa Lazaru

Here, have a pie. 32938[/snapback] Lavvly jabbly. 32945[/snapback] Oy Gemmill are you turning into some Sounthern poof now or what!

No, it's people who think one particular group has the problem that have a chip on their shoulder. You really don't see the irony, do you? 32922[/snapback] Ok, take up your grievence with WackyJnr too, as he is as guilty as me.... Oh yeah, but he's one of you..... 32924[/snapback] "One of you" hope you're not grouping them together into one stereotype, that sounds a bit close to racism, next thing you'll be wantign to ethnically cleanse all northerners and bring back hitler, your attitude sickens me!!!

1) Those who thought the jokes were ok and then proceeded with some gay comments about rent boys and stuff Saying you are a rent boy isn't homophobic as at no time did i say it wasnt a worthwhile profession or that there was anything wrong with you selling your services to any man with cash.

Oi, Germaine Grear. Fuck off. 32897[/snapback] You ARE a little bender aren't you! Just join in why not. Very courageous. 32901[/snapback] Going on about Futurama characters, you love it and you know it Oh and keep insulting people it does provide great amusement the way you go on whenever your met with an arguement you can't answer...in fact just for me say Fuck or cock again, something really hard like that.

Yeah i've heard its like a windsock now! He's known as "The blackhole" things go up there and are never found again

If you were a bit weird you could have a wank whilst reading all of it!!!

Really?? Aren't you effectively your own boss? I'd revisit that statement if I were you! 32824[/snapback] He'd give himself the sack for being such a pain in the arse, but he would sue himself for unfair dismissal if he did! 32828[/snapback] S'pose it'd give him something to do when he hasn't got a 'trick'! 32830[/snapback] Yes, given his chosen proffesion i could have chosen a better turn of phrase than "Pain in the arse"

Really?? Aren't you effectively your own boss? I'd revisit that statement if I were you! 32824[/snapback] He'd give himself the sack for being such a pain in the arse, but he would sue himself for unfair dismissal if he did!

I am permanently on stealth mode because the option is there. I am self employed and it pays for me to live. Any other banal questions? 32807[/snapback] You attack the questions becuase you don't like to be found out, don't worry that's natural. You said you ran your own company and did your own accounts yet when asked a very basic accounting question which you would be required to know to do those accounts you got it wrong, why? And why do you keep avoiding this topic? Oh and by the way, doing something because you can is infantile logic, care to try again? 32810[/snapback] I didn't invent stealth mode, so fuck yourself. I am self employed and have a business of which I am the sole trader. It pays for me to do the things I want to do. I got caught out on an accounting question which was my mistake. It won't happen again. I'm sorry. 32814[/snapback] Since when has being a rent boy been classed as running your own business??? And you've avoided his question on using stealth mode again, obviously can't answer it, so you'd better tell people to fuck off again, that'll work. 32815[/snapback] You're a complete cock. You have a "futurama" avatar. And a quote in your sig. You are a complete cock. Well done. 32817[/snapback] Ah i love it when you get under somebody's skin, mainly by correctly pointing out they're a rent boy. And Futurama is one of the best programmes on TV, so mentioning i have an avatar of it is really a great way of insulting me You've got cock on the brain, best cut down on your workload i think

I am permanently on stealth mode because the option is there. I am self employed and it pays for me to live. Any other banal questions? 32807[/snapback] You attack the questions becuase you don't like to be found out, don't worry that's natural. You said you ran your own company and did your own accounts yet when asked a very basic accounting question which you would be required to know to do those accounts you got it wrong, why? And why do you keep avoiding this topic? Oh and by the way, doing something because you can is infantile logic, care to try again? 32810[/snapback] I didn't invent stealth mode, so fuck yourself. I am self employed and have a business of which I am the sole trader. It pays for me to do the things I want to do. I got caught out on an accounting question which was my mistake. It won't happen again. I'm sorry. 32814[/snapback] Since when has being a rent boy been classed as running your own business??? And you've avoided his question on using stealth mode again, obviously can't answer it, so you'd better tell people to fuck off again, that'll work.

You forgot mercenary tbh, and add in some made up weekely wage and treat it as gospel truth because Anal Oliver said so!

ok so your sensibilities must infringe on mine? your ideologies and beliefs are somehow more improtant than mine? if you were truly truly offended by these jokes ask yourself a question, why did you look in the thread? you did so to begin this argument, you wanted to see what would offend you, so that you may be offended. I don't ask Chavs their opinion of me, I don't spit my dummy when other people on this board mock my weight, fashion sense, baldness etc. Each of which are in my opinion, as much as an indication of the man within as colour religion or nationality. My dad always told me "Listen to the music, not just the lyrics". [patronise] By that he meant that to look at not only what is said, but who says it, in what context and in which tone.[/patronise] The jokes in that thread were deliberately put into a specific thread which had clear warnings that you should not look if you're afraid you may be offended, you ignored that and as such can have no legal, moral or pedantic reasons to complain. I wouldn't let a 5yr old child watch a horror movie, then sue the distributor for upsetting the kid, I wouldn't smoke 40 a day then sue big tobacco for the lung cancer I get, I wouldn't wear a Newcastle Shirt in the middle of Sunderland and expect love and hugs from all and sundry! The minute you ignored the warning you gave up your right to bitch and whine. You remind me of all these idiots who come to the fore in this increasingly litigious society, all seeking someone to blame for their inadequacies, it's the companies fault I broke my knee, it's the governments fault I'm overweight, it's your fault my blood pressure increases to much that I have a coronary. take responsibilities for your actions, you looked somewhere you were warned not to. That was your CHOICE, as such you have no right to accuse others of infringing on your sensibilities. You chose to look and risk offence, those that posted jokes did not force them upon you. if you don't like cheese, don't buy pizza 32732[/snapback] How did you get to litigious society from being offended by some frankly appalling jokes? I hate compensation culture as much as you do, don't assume you understand my views on other topics. If I say to you, beware, offensive content and then post a link, and that link happened to be a child being raped, how would you feel? Would you have "asked for it"? 32792[/snapback] Rapist!!!

To be fair though, whilst he may be a complete and utter cock, he's provided an entertaining thread!

Murdered by Geordies tbh. Now you bastard Northerners are trying to reduce him futher! 32766[/snapback] You Polardirectionalist bastid. 32770[/snapback] Ooh big words, whats the matter with short ones...sizeist!

How dare you call me a humourist...wait a moment, thats not an insult...you flattererist!

No, i defintiely blame his parents! And why a lunatic and a sheep were allowed to breed we may never know...oh wait i can't say that, its infringing animal rights! 32729[/snapback] I'm quoting this as a post which doesn't contain you blaming Souness 32750[/snapback] 32754[/snapback] Are you laughing at something involving me? You're oppressing me you fascist!!!

Oh aye, and where do you get these feathers from eh? Abusing ducks? Quackist! 32741[/snapback] Quackist, thats inflamatory against Psychiatrists!!! 32744[/snapback] Are you accusing me of getting confused? RETARDIST! 32748[/snapback] Are you accusing me of accusing you of getting confused...accusist!!!

No, i defintiely blame his parents! And why a lunatic and a sheep were allowed to breed we may never know...oh wait i can't say that, its infringing animal rights! 32729[/snapback] I'm quoting this as a post which doesn't contain you blaming Souness 32750[/snapback] Quotist!!!

Oh aye, and where do you get these feathers from eh? Abusing ducks? Quackist! 32741[/snapback] Quackist, thats inflamatory against Psychiatrists!!!

Booker T and the MG's I believe. 32701[/snapback] Correct! I did used to know the name, but can't remember it now...may have had calypso in the title, or not! They also did Green Onions but thats definitely not the right one. 32721[/snapback] There was tiny old man playing an impressively long and complex version on a keyboard in town yesterday. 32727[/snapback] You'll probably find its the crazy frog's next release, a dance version of BBC cricket!

Wankist!

No, i defintiely blame his parents! And why a lunatic and a sheep were allowed to breed we may never know...oh wait i can't say that, its infringing animal rights!

Thats a hate crime against religion tbh you piece of hate-filled scum!!!

Booker T and the MG's I believe. 32701[/snapback] Correct! I did used to know the name, but can't remember it now...may have had calypso in the title, or not! They also did Green Onions but thats definitely not the right one.

That brings back memories, i last heard that when i was in middle school!!! 32657[/snapback] Which were you? the small kid or the paedo 32688[/snapback] I'm still alive aren't I