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Hello Enjoy thee forum

well, they are a bit heavy to lift but if you smack the top of the teeth hard enough it usually does the trick

I can use you as a bottle opener and teatowel holder if it makes you feel any better. Maybe even get a lightbulb on the top of your head and have a bright idea lamp using a stiff. once rigor mortis sets in of course

can I have your corpse ? I need one because I need something to blame the smell in my flat on

a pea birthday

Salmon Canyon isnt a bad one like

Hello hoo-er tbh

aye fuck it crap idea tbh

Real first name:paul Nickname: kato Age:29 Occupation: systems administrator Location: hartlepool, work in newcastle Language(s) spoken? english Avatart - why? dunno Previous avatarts? cant remember Tell us when you first joined the boards? cant remember, not long ago Board highlights? jokes and decent banter Board lowlights? souness What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? wanking Pets? tropical fish I play a bit like.... emre Football heroes? shearer, henry, rooney, ronaldo, ronhaldino Football villains? anyone in a boro or sunderland shirt Best advice given? dont fuck blokes Ideal partner? Adriana Lima Ideal dinner date? Kiera Knightley Ideal meal? minge Can you cook? yes Current wheels? Toyota Celica vvti / honda 250crf Biggest influence? Valentino Rossi TV programmes? sky sports news Burger and chips or fish and chips? both Chinese or indian? What do you order? both, more chinese Favourite tunes? ding dong the witch is deed Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? for what ? George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? for what Favourite film? devils advocate or jaws If I won a million pounds.... Id have a million quid Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 6..ish Ever suspended/expelled from school? yes Favourite insult? daft cunt Not a lot of people know that...... I went out with a spearmint rhino girl Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? 300 quid suit How many pairs of shoes do you own? 4/5 I'm obsessed with..... wanking In 5 years time, I hope to be.... wanking

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1049705 tbh

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1049674

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1049632 effort one

well, Ill be buying it. not

hows the bin doing ?

spend a lot of time looking in bins for playboy mags do you ? I'll let you have one of mine, for a reacharound

botter

that website is utter fucking class

correct

testacular

Get some black paint and write slut all over the front of his house. That should teach th efucker and its a bit like community service what with repainting, also give him something to sppend his oddly earned cash on. Might ber interesting to get the girlfriends view on his new loook house too !

fuck knows what he is going to do now

Consider the sting a success

text the lad the url for this thread, the time has come. pm me the number and I will do it if you want

Good work fellas, get the pics on here and the number pmed out so we can bombard the fucker with texts