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A good old mongolian cluster fuck is good If I cant get the numbers then its the wheel barrow, or up her arse, grabbing the back of her head in front of the mirror agressively saying "look in the mirror, look in the mirror you slut" doggy style is banned from my double elbow into the back last time

No not at all Thing is I can almost hear his voice... "crikey, dont be mad at the stingray, it was only doing what it does naturally" We wont see another Steve

Very sad, the bloke was an absolute star rip

I see, well, I doubt those alien life forms will want to come anywhere near me again as they must have been hot by the time their journey ended. thats all I have to say for them, and being peppered on the back of the bowl after such an ordeal at speeds of over 300 mph cant be a pleasant exp either. Germs must be nutters

3 weeks old ? You want to be careful your not buying a tiger there. Starts off with a litter tray and before you know it your buying piglets for them to eat like theres no tommorow

It might just be me but they are some fucking big kittens, I think your being had mate. When we got kittens for my sisters they fit on my hand. That stiffy is massive, always good to have a hand full of fresh pussy tho

btw, nobody wants a job as a midwife for a massive shite do they ? All you have to do is grab the turtles heed and tweek it out slowly and gently. 3.50 an hour, it could be an ordeal so I can see someone making 7 quid

you should just shit in the bin and wash your arse in the bog. Get them foreigners thinking were a funny bunch. So its the water eh, I was drinking the tapwater and the bottled water, but dont you piss water out ? I thought you shit food and piss water and drinks, so hows that work then, does the water confuse your body into thinking its shite ? If it helps at all now Im back Im on about one shite every four days, feel like beaufort t justice, Im backed up more than freddy sheperds greggs bill. bit of a pisser really, think I might be creating a monster and I can sympathise with the fear that mothers to be go through, doing breathing excercises as I type

Anyone seen the imogen porn vid yet ?

Went on holiday about a week ago and only now have my shites became solid again. Thought great, im off on holiday before going, two days in and nothing but hot farts repeating every three to four minutes... Woke up the third day and pissed shit out my arse, now, the splots is one thing but the shit was that runny it could have came out my japeye better. The remainder of the holiday I would wake up, crack one off to denise austins yoga on the tele whil ewondering if they had cameras in the room and were all pissing themselves watching me wank with a tab hanging out my mouth, semi suspended, feet on the coffee table, shoulders on couch, arse in midair, you know the drill. Before being interupted mid wank by several hot farts followed by a stomach rumble then a sudden rush to the shitter hoping not to spray shit round the room to shit like a firemans hose on burst mode. This happened for ten days whilst eating flying fish subs and other dodgy dishes follwed by an asehole burning and a fear of piles, piles that might burst while swimming in the sea leading to a shark attack keeping me outa the water. First time I have been on holiday since I was 17 ( Im now 30, fear of flying ), so my question is..... Is this normal holiday bowel behaviour ?

This is a thread I have just seen on another forum I go on.... http://adrenalintrip.extreme.com/forum/vie...159605?siteid=1 thats some funny shit right there

50 cent with Busta ryhmes as dof and a 50 percent stake bought by the jigga man himself...Jay z

McClaren isnt good enough, no way

theres a fanny hair lives in seaham

Now we may see some movement on our job, if he takes it

as above good choice

Well, thats what I hear its about, havent seen the programme tbh

apparently theres something saying th eonly medal he ever won was with blackburn ?? cant see that being all that offensive tbh

who is that in your avatar ? I might place and order myself and go threes up

Some devout muslims may not want to work under a catholic manager. In the extreme, some muslim fanatics might want to blow up buses and buildings. Some even want to turn england into a muslim country. now look up zionist crusaders on Google.... Catholics did it to them first, ancient history though. Im not talking about how they treat catholics, merely an observation that it seemed emre didnt want to work for a catholic manager as he said he would wait to see who the new manager was before making plans over the summer. Not racist or a dig at religion but down to personal choice. And Emre may have seen MON as a man with a major conflict of interests. And it was just an observation, stop swinging your handbag about.

Im a bit unsure of having him aswell, seems a risky choice given our position at the minute and I woul dprefer a manager who we have faith in from the start than one who may need to prove himself at Newcastle Worth a tenner though

i wouldnt mind placing a bet myself if someone would pm me the name. Scolari entered the list yesterday and has been slashed from 199/1 to 4/1 in th elast 24 hours ????

What the fuck are you on about? 120748[/snapback] How muslims view catholics. Emre would most likely be against a catholic manager, depending how muslim he is of course, but he did say his future at the club depends on the manager appointed. As much shite as anyone else and I am not claiming anyone to actually be the next manager, it was just a big hint that stood out, without actually saying anything about managers linked. I just saw it as a bit of a clue really.

I personally think it will be mon Emre was saying he will see who the next manager is before deciding his future. I wouldnt imagine any muslim would like to play or be managed by a devout catholic "crusader". That sort of made me think when emre was talking about his future that we have been in talks with O niell and he was thinking about it. Pure speculation though.

any chance of a pm ? I have a spare tenner, at 33/1 its worth it, could be anyone of them but if its good info ill go with it.