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windup, shirley ?

Aye, hes retarded but he's a funny lad and I like him on the forum. Plus without him Wacky might get a bit lost, its like see no evil hear no evil with them two, wouldnt work aswell without the both of them.

Thats Martins, hes taking time out for a look round the toon

Barbados

What the fuck did you do with those 3 items to clean yourself up? Thats what i was thinking but was to scared to ask well, i got in the bath on all fours, let rip with a piss on the bog brush (felt the brine would help shift the dry bits) chucked on the persil for the bubbles (non bio of course) then gave myself the reacharound treatment. I put the rubber glove between my teeth to chew down on

oh right, and have a housefull of shitpaper, not only that, but look incontinent at tesco. I like the young filthy till lasses, no can do, if they think I'm still in nappies then I'm onto a loser

gary bushell and celine dione

imitation is a form of flattery he was shaking while the poor bloke was having a fit, trying too hard to fit in on the placement perhaps ?

its ok, I found a rubber glove, some persil and the bog brush I'm a bit sore but my back wheels are more buffed than jay zees

ah, I used to work with a les, she was fit. maybe they do the same thing to all the placement lads, could be a harmless prank gone wrong. I doubt Beadles behind it though

Is he called Clive ?

council workers who are 50 +

was he after a house, or does he work there ?

what a bout a glass eye, any false limbs etc ? did he have those?

You found some then? nah, I was being a sarcastic shitty ass

thats a truly great idea. I don't have a flatmate or any cotton bud thingys... I might just strut upstairs and ask charles and eddy (not the real c and e) if I could borrow some shitroll, however last time i asked to borrow some milk i got a cup of tea and breakfast. Id rather not stink the poor old bastards out for the night

charmin Anyway, I am now typing this stood up naked with a bit of a problem, I would use a sock but then I would have to wash my clothes in shit. In fact, had I thought on I could have pinched one off into said sock, used the outside to wipe and then flung the entire thing at the bastard that used my last few sheets of tp.

Would you believe it, I was sat here looking at porn and all of a sudden I felt the urge to shit. I got all the way to the shitter, nipping it in as it felt like a scene from a film where they are trying to break into a castle with a battering ram, only in reverse, I'm not sure my sping is going to hold out for much longer, its an emergency as I got to the shitter to find....No fucking toilet roll. Now, in the time I have taken to write this I am losing the battle, anyone got any ideas what you can wipe your arse on that isnt painfull as I fear my arsehole will be in tatters after the ordeal and if I nip to the shop I reckon I may shit meself in public.

ah thankyou all

took me a few minutes but I got there

tough question I'd take My watch a footprint picture made by my nefus foot when he was 2 months old A small ornament that my sister gave me on her wedding day Everything else can burn as far as I'm concerned. why are so many people saying they would tak etheir cats, cats woul dprobably start the fire in the first place then do one out of the window / catflap asap....bastards, theyd be the first out

Was the next line? "thats it Baby I'm knacker deep" gold

1 I remember that, they swung a big bottle off her side and when it smashed she slipped into the sea

I thought she was a ship ?

he was immense, raced on the edge and wouldnt give up. Rip Gilles.