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Oh and stuff socks down the front of your duds THE FRONT, always remember not the back

Perfect chance to test out a few wrestling moves and you had to talk to them, whats wrong with the good old suplex and peoples elbow before lifting them above your head like the ultimate warrior and throwing them to the floor. tsssk, talking, the worlds going mad.

Take her to Harry ramsdens, order 2 cones of chipswith scraps, talk about yourself all night, then just before leaving, ask her if she used to be a man, as you had a nasty experience with a prostitute once and you dont want to get stung twice. As you get outside, grab your cock and look at her before letting out a long extended groan that lasts no shorter than 30 seconds, make sure your legs are apart at the knees. Before you know it she will be on her back getting honked thinking "how the fuck did this happen" Gauranteed technique

you could be on to a winner with this one

apparently they are only as small as agrain of sand Id hate to see a football sized one

Just seen one out the back of my flat window, blink and you will miss them, looks like when you see tracer fire on war films etc, only much faster !

Wheres ya tool ? Looks canny heavy duty like, although a fim whack on the side of the knees with that should do the trick. I wonder if theres a burglars forum where they discuss exactly the same thing but from their perspective, fingers mcgee and his tales of the way to make fast cash by getting beat up on a job.

Buy a spade first

Well, if he doesnt post for a while at least we know why, I had a piss on him and flushed him away

Thanks, its gone, now I just have to kick fuck out of the landlord

I dleather the fucker with all I had and anything I could grab until he fell over and was out cold or ran off. If someone enters a house via breaking and entering then they should expect to be confronted if the house is not empty. To me its pretty much the same as say, going for a walk down the centre of a19, you take the risks and break the law, you can't complain if you get knocked over / injured / battered or Smooth shows you his cock

hello I came in from work today and found in my flat, a floating fish like creature, it was maybe 5" long by 2" wide and just sat staring at me eerily, I backed off and darent go back in the room, any ideas what it could have been, I think its still there...

I might risk sounding a bit crazy here, but did you think they might be cats, and did you ask your grandmother if she had given them permission to stay ? Failing that its them skinny dogs that meow, or a bunyip

what a bunch of shit films jarheads maybe half decent but still, half decent, not worth buying any of the above tbh That's quite an attitude you got there mister. Why don't you go to the trouble of listing some good films under £3 then? Seen all of them and I still dont think they are worth buying,personal choic of course apart from back to the future (as I said on previous page), so as you named one I will, Lord of War 2 disc special edition 2.99 play.com Was'nt being grumpy, well, fuck it, I was, I was stuck in on a saturday night and thought I'd abuse your cheap films list er, apologies n that

Id happily back us for a finish inbetween 7-10 th Im optimistic as now when looking at the team we have more quality / experience in areas needed, squad depth is also improving and we have less injuries to start the season with. Im hoping its going to be more enjoyable which would be a good change over previous seasons

what a bunch of shit films jarheads maybe half decent but still, half decent, not worth buying any of the above tbh oops,apologies, missed back to the future......hello mc'fly

what a bunch of shit films jarheads maybe half decent but still, half decent, not worth buying any of the above tbh

Cracking film. agreed, and apocalypto, top films, however.....

But more likely to be complete fantasy. isnt most of what we post on here

Nothing I wouldnt expect from ashley given what we have heard of him, by no means a bad thing, just clever business

Bill and Teds excellent adventure for 4 quid in tesco before that the godfather boxed set for 10 quid from play.com

joined in 05 mind maybe one of us should groom her and find out

Well, im not sure 17 virgins would fancy shagging a crisp mind

maybe a smoke screen to get smith in ?

wasnt a charlotte the hooker / skinheed from Durham who did a leaflet drop in the star ?