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They arent actually doing owt with it until october the 21st, they are just sending a proton round and round in big circles for a month or so first, apparently its a toon fan. Oh, and MvB is on hand to help out should a black hole emerge, he says he'll boot its ass to Mars and save us all

Just had a chat with MvB, turns out he was on his way to pull a Nobbys Nut out of some old mans throat who was choking at the bar when someone asked him for a photo, hes absolutely gutted cause when he went back to find the lad he just found a puddle of piss and some wet footsteps leading to the door, hes in tatters, the mans never let anyone down and he doesnt know what to do !

Arent flip flops a bit dangerous for you Smooth? From what I hear your of the fair skinned nature. Buy them from Sports Soccer then sue them on health and safety grounds for the 3rd degree burns inflicted on your fair feet by the sun. That way you get the flip flops and get to stick them up Mr Ashleys twat

MvB once caught me with my thumb up my own arse having a pokey bum wank in trap 3 of the cocksmokers, didnt even smirk, just closed the door and waited patiently outside, insisted on cleaning up for me aswell. Nice Guy

Well, I havent seen ashley not quickly sell anything at profit other than sports direct or sports soccer where he just peddles shit donnay gear on, so heres hoping he'll sell at low profit or be willing to break even and go back to being a recluse

Its hard to say what I feel on this, I really believed Keegan would be around for a while and I had good expectations, fully believed the club had turned a corner and that the management didnt always agree but managed to work together, which is pretty much how any team of people work. Now it seems Dennis Wise has well and truly fucked this club, Ashley must be held accountable as hes the owner, but the mess has been caused by Wise and the management team in place, trying to run the club on a low budget is never going to make us anything but a feeder club to bigger teams, we need investment and a challenge now to get back inot the top ten then push back into europe. It seems the long term plan is to repair the financial loss suffered by Ashley clearing club debt, then when we are in the championship mounting a campaign to bring success back. I do not feel we are in a position to challenge for much glory at the minute, but I do not feel we are far away from it. I thought Keegan could have achieved this if he had been backed and listened to. Now I feel we are on another rollercoaster with no manager, no suitable replacement, demotivated players, nobody of any calibre willing to take the job. Its a lottery for us now and I do not feel great about the future. The uncertainty that comes with supporting NUFC is at times unbearable, and the latest tragedy to hit the club is one too many, I cant say I have felt more uncertain about where we will go from here, I think the club is now headless, off course without a driver, I dont know who can set us back on course, and I honestly believe that the current owner and manager have no idea how to bring us back on course. Well done Dennis, now fuckoff and let the club recover, please.

Its hard not to feel for the lad, hopefully he can turn things around for himself and bring a bit of much needed fortune to the club, what a time to join though.

Probably worth the risk on loan. would add squad depth if nothing else

Nope, something like 45 goals in 170 games and thats about it

Sky sports reporting we have him on a 1 year loan, to be finalised tommorow

My mates just been on holiday and asked if I wanted any duty free smokes bringing back when he returns, "Yeah go on then, get me 200 Regal" I'll pay you when you get back, He comes back two weeks later and hands me the smokes "thats £75.80 please matey" "£ 75.80, where the fuck did you go ?!?!?!" I asked him.......... "Blackpool"

I poke the holes in doughnuts, dream is to do polos, them lot are fucking minted

mine has done, seems to play avis fine

Didnt mean you, the dude above, i was just a bit slow, if I could shit your avatar Id be one happy man, even if id did mean i was bumming my own shit, which is an interesting thought

That how you got your avatar is it ? And besides, whats wacky doing starting this topic when he still shits in a potty, toilets are a lethal height for the lad

I know what you did last summer

Anyone ever had a dump that bad you banged your leg off the floor to tweak it out ?

Personally I go for the "Primary school english teacher position" opting to sit facing the back of the cistern legs wrapped around the trap and hands firmly planted on the cistern top. I find the that the purchase gained from pulling on the cistern can be invaluable when dealing with a large or wide load, also when dealing with the bulk of the cable a little chuckle usually helps speed up the drop. To dismount you simply stand up allowing any remaing clods to drop safely into the cistern before doing a jackson 5 style spin, flushing and leaving the room a relieved man.

a drive through at Mcdonalds, tight and fast with a spotty prick at the end

Id buy the fit one from the pussycat dolls or girls aloud, then I wouldnt give a shit about much for 12 months at least

if you work in an air conditioned building you breathe in ten litres of other peoples farts in the average shift. That is the only fact you ever need to know, oh and that people who dont look at the paper before flushing are dirty bastards

fucker woke me up and I cant get back to sleep, felt like someone shaking the bed, bastard earthquake

Love it, and its one of the only good things Hartlepool has ever helped contribute to in the north east

saw this last night, never watch eastenders, coronation street whatever it is, worst acting I have ever seen in a death scene, would have been immense if she had farted though