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  1. Oh man, I have just had a great idea for a new gameshow. thats my ginge, finally a way to be a proud parent of ginger offspring. think of the possibilities, ginger baiting, ginger wrestling, the beserk out. or the running ginge, see how long they last when pursued by deadly anti ginge killers. The dawn of a new age has come, gingers have arrived, keep an eye out for the ginger channel to see such beauts as pimp my ginge, ginger springer and strictly ginge dancing. its gonna be reet bo
  2. like hitting a drawing pin with a brick according to ginger fat lasses, from pennywell.
  3. and besides, three jabs would sort that nork out
  4. Thats it, seen her before but couldnt remember the name, adriana lima, now I know what to scream as me thumb goes up me arse
  5. Doesnt bother me at all, she looks like an empty eclair waiting for the cream. Id have a wank if I wasnt at work, ah fuck it, some things where meant to be.
  6. Whos that in your avatar by the way, shes worth going to hell in a balaclava for.
  7. I wonder if hes a total skitz aswell, he hears someone laughing and has to rip their shit out just incase it was a joke about the ginger beast. I really hope I never see him, a mountain of sunburnt muscle, no neck and a matted head of ginger, thick hair, his pride and joy. Scotch egg on steroids.
  8. A ginger caveman, oooh imagine that, a ginger beast of meat and hair. Obviously with the power to go fucking beserker on command aswell, scary thought indeed.
  9. It would bother the piss out of me aswell, a ginger monkey hanger baby? Even the bullied ones at school gave the gingers hell, its amazing that all serial killers arent ginger. And ginger lads ask for it by being genetrically annoying as f*ck. Imagine having a ginger son driving you up the wall, it wouldnt take long before you were ripping it yourself
  10. Sounds like you're speaking from experience? Does your Monkey Hanging self own a ginger offspring? 76683[/snapback] Nope, I was bornm with a head of ginger fluffy hair, my dad went through hell until they washed me and realised it were just excess jam. Then he went outside and told them all that he was lying when he said the doctors had lost me and that he was the proud father of half a shit. Congrats btw, even if it is ginger you can still get gemmil to raise it and show it the love that a ginge deserves, which isnt much like
  11. maybe, my fingers are crossed for you and your missus, hell have no fury like a the gift of a ginger baby. If your lass drinks just for men in the desired colour it might have the right effect, worth a try at least eh!
  12. k4t0

    My Dad

    Sad news but your right, times a great healer and all will be fine. RIP
  13. Ah, well,at least the news will be worth watching
  14. Just a quick thought I just had... Is John Barnes on TV presenting football because he is black? He is shite at presenting, why do they keep him on? Ian wright has genuine talent on tv, but I havent been able to understand why John Barnes football night is still on
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    50189[/snapback] Stop pming me, its not gay child porn, I said its Brian may mild porn. You cant see much action for his fro
  16. Sam, id go to hell in a balaclava for a piece o that ass
  17. k4t0

    Bollocks.

    Idiots, the fa should see it differently
  18. could the weak minds be a byproduct of the addictions? I agree that George Best has fucked his life up good and proper, but he should be remembered for his football and not the way he died, the liver could have gone to a better patient, no doubt about it.
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    I typed in Souness and up it popped! Got it from another forum, keep all my porn on dvds
  20. Shearers fart would knock him out. He might have been in the army but have you ever seen a dog grab a teddybear? Well, thats pretty much the image I get, Justin whittle being dragged about while stuck on shearers fist. Hes probably still in his locker now
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    Ghosts Spooky fucking cunts. Not to be trusted. Go into the light, you insubtantial shite-hawk cunts. genius
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    http://www.cuntscorner.com/ some classics on there, Im sure we can add a few
  23. hope he holds out till the 11th nov I have him in my dead pool list on another forum
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