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I have rang them about some odd stuff in my time... Imagine the answer to the questions can you walk ? sort of are you in danger ? Only if it comes back for seconds Where are you now ? Lying on the floor nursing tattered arse with a bag of peas

wet flaps ???

Thanks for laughing at my pain I was a little worried but couldnt quite bring myself to phone nhs direct and ask if a shite powerful enough to come back out of a shitter was hazardous to your health........or innards.

Last weekend me mate come round and we decided to have a takeaway before hitting the pub and town centre. Anyway, I went for the jumbo fried rice....bad mistake. went out and got well and truly smashed till 7 am and collapsed on my bed. 11 am I was woken up by pains in my stomach, ffuck me did it hurt. I realised that a high pressure sudden release type shite was imminent and as i ran to the shitter I felt somethi9ng trickle down my leg.... I whupped me duds off and landed on the pot at exactly the right moment, me arsehole exploded, and I dont mean i had a shit, i really think me arsehole explded, the noise was fucking terrifying and the shit was like dead rat chunks in gravy, nicely watered down. I realised it was a bad un because when it was over i leaned forward to take a second and realised my arse had dribbled watery shite down my leg as I ran. So I gave meself a minute, wiped me arse, and what felt like halfway up me back before getting up slowly and turning to view the masterpiece. No Joke, the shit had gone up the wall to the left of the shitter and was running down. I thought fuck it and went back to bed. I went for a piss later that night and when I lifted the lid realised that the underneath of it was covered in watery shite with the odd chunk added in for texture, the wall had a few nice lines running down it that i had to wipe off. to this day I cant remember a shite as nasty in my life, everytime my farts get hot I get the fear, and the toilet whimpers as I walk in.

the question is.... Will she wear a hat and do poo shows for an extra 20 quid ?? And surely she would have more luck putting the letters into the shops in boro, poor lass would be inundated by now. Anyone else reckon shes fucking the newsagent for advertising rights?

100 quid eh hmmmm Ask her how much a nosh is, or a quickie

no owen in that list ???

must be one of kluiverts old ones to close off the bridge like

I will be happy if he becomes our next manager and am more than willing to give him a chance. I'll back him 100% from the off and see what he brings, the same goes for any other good manager who would consider our clubs offer.

shocking decision imo The jilbab, or headress she wanted to wear is not a religous belief but merely optional dress, th ekoran asks women to dress modestly and has no special rules when it comes to the wearing of headresses etc... She should wear the same uniform as the rest of the school, which is 79% muslim. 79% also wear the normal aporoved by the british muslim council uniform waste of money and time tbh

So your saying he had no better options ? he could have went to a proven top team but didnt, owen has just joined us while we were shite, we still are, owen had few options for a world cup place, benefits us, shearer had choices, and he chose to come home, and try to win, rather than joining a team that was always going to. not bollocks, there were no certanties, and he wasnt going to go and sign for a shite team when he had his career to think of was he, he has also stuck with us through the years and been loyal to the club, through its ups and downs.

The man is, has been and will continue to be a local hero for many of us. How can you feel sorry for him, he made his choice and came to us knowing for a fact he may never win anything. at other clubs he was more or less garuanteed (sp) a trophy, he made his choice and it wasnt to win trophies but to be true to his roots, which is one of the things that makes him a great man. Hi scareer has been more than what most of us will ever achieve, his name has gone down in history. Does he need silverware? Not really.

Couldnt agree more Souness killed us, tonight was the end of his reign, it could go either way from here

Im backing him here, ut th reason is becaseI see humour as a valid way to deal with bad things.... http://www.iamfuckingterrified.com/ A prime example, set up by us, after the tube bombings in london. And Im not suggesting that everyuone should roll around on the floor pissing themselves the next time people die, I like the idea of laughing in the face of terrorists. If we dont, well, they have a great way of affecting us. No one is laughing at people dying, to me it sticks 2 fingers up at the terrorists.

surely you have to be logged in to change a password? In that case the perpertrator would have had your password all along. It was you tbh

thought we played well at times, it just happens that man u were in very good form today. we didnt play our best, and we cant expect to beat an in form man u side at the minute imo. I also think souness being on tv cursed us.

I reckon it will be a draw today Also watch out for the ameobi late miss shocker round the 87th minute

polly pocket got off her fat arse and went to rim a market

Ill do it for threpence, in old money, with shearers boot

Fucks sake, will someone just batter the stupid cunt

It now falls squarely on sheperd to sack souness, gs has shown how little he wants the job and how much damage he can do to the club. Just a get rich quick scam tbh, and its working. Sheperd has to correct this to avoid relegation, no matter how much it costs or how hard it is to replace a manager, he has to pull out all the stops or face a crisis, a major crisis.

I blame them all, every fucker, even myself for wearing the shirt. Might get a new one with joke printed on the back

40 million quid on the biggest embarrasment in premier league history. fact

For fucks sake. \its like being punched in the face repeatedly by souness himself, get him the fuck away from our club

I want keegan in till the end of the season now, even if the fat one has to get on his knees and suck cock. I couldnt give a fuck what happens to souness or his shit driving daughter, he take his proper lady luck and fuckoff