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You have to be an arrogant Cath word to get to number one in the world in tennis, but this is true Cath word-ish behaviour. Of course, he probably won't be the one dying from the disease, because he is relatively young and fit, but a BoJo type period in hospital may allow him a better perspective on real life than that from his currently gilded position.

Twat!

Really let himself down there

Trying to push Luke Edwards right in

He's got his head so far up Brewcie's arse, he can't put one coherent thought together.

I see what you did there

Are you alright?

Beat me to it - twat

White cliffs of Dover?

I must say I thought that was the issue as well - i.e. you won't let us see the footie due to the fact that we say you support terrorists, so we are going to hijack it anyway.

Will definitely need 6 weeks off sick

But that's not they way to wear them!

But according to Ashley and his acolytes, these people are so rich they don't need to worry about a measly £17m!

Presumably hoping that Brewcie will keep his job with this American Ashley. I may be wrong, but hasn't this so-called bid been talked about for weeks? Why has it suddenly got more prominence? As someone said, Stinking Bishop is around.

Been on the sauce with Brewcie

Given the BoJo is heading for a no deal Brexit, which is what Farrage seemed to want in the first place, how is he losing control? I mean, he never had any control beyond "Brexit means Brexit", but I don't think that is what he means. Presumably he means that BoJo has not got Europe to agree to let us do everything we want with no consequences, which is, of course, the expectation of every minority party which has no hope of ever coming into power and enacting their fanciful policies. I wish he would piss off once and for all to Trumpland. Cath word!

They opened up for drinking (as opposed to eating) last weekend here. I went past our local and saw a lengthy queue outside mid-afternoon. I thought that there was little point in queuing then, because anyone who had already got in probably had no intention of leaving before midnight at the earliest

If only they had blue passports

There he is

Razzista!

#MEGA