RobinRobin

Good job he's got a thick skin and can take criticism

But at least leaves on the track should not be an issue.

#cowards Essembee wants a word

And them being 50 runs from Thakur too heavy.

As with Gayle, Ritchie, Clark, etc, so that Penfold doesn't have to make an actual decision at the end of a contract.

I'm too sexy for my ... (er) ... grandmother's fake fur polyester coat?

Not sure about the company - some real riffraff get in there apparently

Bit harsh on your missus

and the unions

Better than Alcatraz with Brucie's army

Locked down and Brucey - you really have been a naughty boy

Yes

I was in Australia and still made the stupid mistake of watching the whole match the next morning instead of my usual 25 minute extended highlights (lowlights?)

That went off piste quite quickly 🙂

FYP

Gee, thanks

Also helps to find one team of the three we need to be worse than us at the end of the season

Him smiling thinking about his united winning again (or bacon, of course)

Not already close enough to pass on the virus?

Especially given that he has recreated it numerous times over the years. Apparently, he wanted them to be part of his art show, but they did not respond - hence the need to sue. Funny how your ambivalence to, or embracing of, something turns to emotional distress when you can't get what you want. Also, why isn't he suing his parents for exposing him - do they not have any money. In fact, were they able to give consent on his behalf at the time anyway?

And loads more civilians. Not surprising (other than it has taken them this long to do it)

Amazing what a solid opening partnership does for middle and lower order batsmen. Be good if these two can get a few more this morning and get the Indians in just after lunch, just to wear them out a bit more. Probably wouldn't risk Jimmy, though.

Knowing him, he will fill the spaces with cardboard cutouts of the lord of bacon, just to piss us off more.

Is it just me or has Essembee's humour stepped up?