RobinRobin

Kiwi'd YP

Mine clearly aren't

Probably gutted if you got a ticket from beyond lunchtime on the first day. The ECB needs to sort out this saving players - they won't be ready when the time comes due to a lack of cricket (which will of course be the excuse)

FYP

Probably end up paying 5m for each of them

This! It is surely not difficult and should be top of the list.

At least you have something to be riled about

Got my AZ last week. Disappointed at the lack of any reaction at all. Just have to wait for the blood clot, now.

Home brew?

Unless it was BUJ doing the kicking, in which case it was last week

Presumably pushing Ashley, Penfold, and Lord Bruce of the Cabbage before him?

Come on - they used to be white

#richenergy

Is that from MF's autobiography?

That's what cheesey chips and blue pop will do for you.

I doubt it will be her's

Should we let them beat us?

Lucky you

That's too far

Minority quotas - Brummie, fat and ugly