RobinRobin

Also helps to find one team of the three we need to be worse than us at the end of the season

Him smiling thinking about his united winning again (or bacon, of course)

Not already close enough to pass on the virus?

Especially given that he has recreated it numerous times over the years. Apparently, he wanted them to be part of his art show, but they did not respond - hence the need to sue. Funny how your ambivalence to, or embracing of, something turns to emotional distress when you can't get what you want. Also, why isn't he suing his parents for exposing him - do they not have any money. In fact, were they able to give consent on his behalf at the time anyway?

And loads more civilians. Not surprising (other than it has taken them this long to do it)

Amazing what a solid opening partnership does for middle and lower order batsmen. Be good if these two can get a few more this morning and get the Indians in just after lunch, just to wear them out a bit more. Probably wouldn't risk Jimmy, though.

Knowing him, he will fill the spaces with cardboard cutouts of the lord of bacon, just to piss us off more.

Is it just me or has Essembee's humour stepped up?

Like me, they had clearly forgotten that there was a game on between Newcastle reserves and Burnley reserves and/or couldn't care less.

Think Gloom is more likely on the mark

Only paedos welcome here

Absolutely

I think we can all agree with that sentiment.

Shouldn't have done. You have pointed it out enough

FYP

Gilchrist for wicketkeepers and Warne for wrist spinners. Everyone trying to find the next one, rather than playing the best players for each area of expertise.

There's been a few openers over the years who have started in the middle order.

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Not like those who have been in the side have been playing much red ball cricket either

About the only thing our self-obsessed fundamentalist PM can do.

#incellivesmatter

I see what you did there - and wish you hadn't