RobinRobin

Presumably checked him out on YouTube

Good family?

Of course

Watch out. Fish will be wanting a word if you start using statistics

Where does his optician work?

Surely you of all people don't need to worry about legionella

Is your friend a Makem?

I thought pineapple was bad enough

Cabbage nonce?

That's more my era

Used to have queues out the door back in my day. Wouldn't put up with that shit these days. Too old to stand around waiting for someone to finish their meal, staring at them to hurry up. Of course, as soon as you sat down, you studiously ignored the next people in the line imploring you to get a shift on. Do as I say, people, not as I do.

Is Francescas still going?

And he's back. How was the honeymoon? 🙂

Probably more likely to go for a couple of loan signings later in the window than pay over the odds.

That's your problem right there 😉

Did we hear it somewhere else first?

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