RobinRobin

That's essentially Johnson at the Covid enquiry

Nice of them to remember my birthday.

Okay, spoke too soon

My dog ate my WhatsApp

Clearly nothing wrong with you. 🙂

Or could be man flu

You're from Yorkshire. Goes with t' territory 🙂

They'll put that on your gravestone. 🙂

And Burn, Anderson, Longstaff, and Miley. 🙂

Fuck's sake. Not even MF and Gloom would go there.

Planned to avoid the incumbent choosing his own players

I got a delivery to Australia from the Club Shop in 7 days, which I thought was pretty impressive.

Get well soon. Obviously only after you've been "seen". 🙂

Heckinbottom (sp?) may be available soon but he's fallen out with Sheffield because they sold players and didn't reinvest so unlikely he would take it.

I thought you could register free agents anytime. We've done it in the past. The other usual suspects would be looking for a change in the rules though. 🙂

Fuck Off

Don't

So no change there.

De Gea would be available immediately, given he is a free agent, while a striker will have to wait until January anyway. As everyone has said, though, he would need to temper his wages considerably to make it worth considering, given the current keepers on the books.