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Laughing at his own answers to his own questions. "Oooo Chris, these questions. I'm killing me! (laughs)" 112299[/snapback] Can't help but laugh!

Aye spot on.

Did you set up a website for it?

Its incredible what they do and film, but Attenbrough really does bore the absolute bollocks off me.

Seem to be plenty of conflicting stories and quotes, but if he's really not said thanks to the soldiers who saved him then he's a fucking moron. He's stupid enough to go over there anyway, no wonder he got kidnapped.

The reaction may be a bit OTT but I still think its a bit harsh to piss on their chips like that. The amount of work and effort some people have put into it is crazy, look at that Newcastle Dossier man its huge! I guess from the outside its fair enough to say chill out, but if i'd done that much work and then seen it was a wind-up i'd be pissed off. Can't believe I missed all this yesterday!

Well and truly wooshed Been done by some lads from N-O, who clearly have a lot of time on their hands, even more than me by the looks of it

Worst tv contestant ever, what a prick. Shame it conincided with the best show on the tele

Why the fuck have I been given a swastika?

Its got its own sub-section, official eyes only Edit: What the fuck is a Swastika doing on my posts?!!

I thought Viana looked pretty good in his first season when he got plenty of starts. Second season he was awful and Robson obviously fell out of favour with him, so that when he did come in at the end of the season he was unmotivated and unfit. Not defending some of his shocking games at the end of that year, I just feel we should give him another chance.

He's been top class for them, 8 clean sheets in his last 10 games. Really feel for the lad, hope he's ok.

If Owen is fit by then I think we've got a chance, without him we're buggered.

Dyer offers us something different and often stops any huff and puff play, but he's not a great footballer. How many times did he get the ball run with it and then do absolutely jack shit with it at the end? His running and movement is top class, but his passing etc is pretty poor.

What a tosser he is, wonder what HTT's reaction is

If we appoint a good manager then Owen will stay, if we appoint a duffer or a risky unknown then he'll probably be off. As far as Luque is concerned, so long as we get a decent fee back for him, £7m or so, he can feck off.

As I said elsewhere i'm utter bollocks at football, i'd be the equivilant of Amdy Faye in the Brazil team.

GREAT! 78931[/snapback] Case closed

Has all the hallmarks of ghost-writing tbh (imagine how low on the ladder you'd have to be to ghost write for Oliver!), two rough guides lads do up an easy format book on a team and slap a local, recognisable name on the front. I'd also be interested to know exactly what the book says, presumably not "HTT's site is second only to toontastic.net in GREATness"? 78925[/snapback] Page 118, '11 essential websites in order of brilliance' 2. Newcastle-Online :- "Almost as essential as the nufc fans site, and almost as funny as Toonarama. Packed with info, stats, some great articles (the series on buying from other clubs is especially good) and a good news feed too."

Fucking hell Infront of me I have a little book with a different front cover on to that one on Amazon. On the inside front cover it says: "Written by Paul Simpson, Alan Oliver and Mikey Carr".

Says Alan Oliver on mine.

Or ours He definetly goes on N-O, so I imagine he'll have had a gander over here. 77590[/snapback] Course he does - did HTT tell you? Although it would certainly explain why he talks so much shit. 78502[/snapback] Nope! No idea if he's signed up on the forum, I highly doubt it. But he does read the site, remember he complained about the Anal Oliver stuff? He also wrote a book that put newcastle-online as the 2nd best NUFC website, doubt he'll have just made it up Even if he's not signed up he'll still go on the forum, in the same way he'll go on here and other forums. He needs gossip to fill his columns and where better to get it? 78804[/snapback] Did he complain in person? Or was it a representative of the paper who complained?? My comment about him frequenting this place was largely tongue in cheek. I don't doubt that some office junior at Thompson House is given the thankless task of sifting through the forums to gauge supporter opinion, but Oliver doing it himself? He's too busy doing comments for SSN and having afternoon tea with Fat Fred tbh. BTW - what's this book you're talking about? First I've heard of it and I'm surprised that HTT hasn't been over here gloating on about it tbh and telling us that this place was gonna die a perpetual death.... 78857[/snapback] You'd have to ask HTT who complained to be honest. Oliver wrote that little book of everything Toon:

Well I hardly think he'd come to that conclusion having visited the site. They let YOU write articles on there, FFS! 78811[/snapback] Take that back

Or ours He definetly goes on N-O, so I imagine he'll have had a gander over here. 77590[/snapback] Course he does - did HTT tell you? Although it would certainly explain why he talks so much shit. 78502[/snapback] Nope! No idea if he's signed up on the forum, I highly doubt it. But he does read the site, remember he complained about the Anal Oliver stuff? He also wrote a book that put newcastle-online as the 2nd best NUFC website, doubt he'll have just made it up Even if he's not signed up he'll still go on the forum, in the same way he'll go on here and other forums. He needs gossip to fill his columns and where better to get it?

Its all about This Morning, man.