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I remember queing outside a pub in town about 6.45am before the Brazil game, was so strange.

Hardly knocking Shearer, he's well and truly past it and he knows it as well as we do.

Would probably move quicker than Shearer tbh.

Am I the only one who rates Viduka? I think he's quality.

I can't remember ever seeing a cruciate ligament injury that saw the player return in 5 months. Its usually upto about a year, isn't it?

Same here Gemmill, and just tell Gerrard to support Rooney whenever possible. Crouch is gash, i'd be annoyed if we go on playing 4-4-2 with him. Lampard is overrated aswell, how many shots has he had now? Something like 18 in 3 games, zero goals. Its no wonder he scored so many last season if he shoots every time he gets the ball, if he has 18 in 3 games thats like 228 in a 38 game season, 24 goals is rubbish!

I'm sure the bairn will enjoy hearing about his 'past times' when she grows up! Congrats.

I never read or anything when i'm having a shit, i'm in and out again in about 5 minutes max. One of my housemates takes a good half hour everytime its so annoying.

Still bigger than SLP tbh. Germany are going to win this thing, I can just tell.

Jeremy Kyle and Noel Edmonds - daytime TV gods, fact.

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Little Man Tate - What? What You Got Quality tune, they're gonna be massive soon IMO got loads of demos of theirs. Album out in August keep an eye out. Other than that, I just acquired the new Keane album, not bad on first listen.

I liked it the other day when the commentator referred to him by his full name. The machine gun blast-esque Ricky Kaka. 150868[/snapback] His full name is Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite no wonder he call's himself Kaka, rather unfortunate, as its slang for Shit in italian ! 151056[/snapback] Isn't the direct translation, 'Poo Poo'?

Yeh, Yipi Yapo, plays for Ivory Coast.

1-1, it'll be crap as usual. We'll get Germany in the 2nd Round and get beat, as Germany go on to win the tournament. Heard it here first!

Met Andy Gray on Oxford Street once, Kate Lawler, err thats about it

Am I the only one whose forms were named A, B, C, D etc?!

Gutted that he's still not here, but he'll be a big success at Liverpool. He'll show Cisse how to be quick AND effective.

Yeh i've got an iPod so i'd barely use that feature on the Sony. At the minute its between: Had a few dodgy Motorolas in the past, but I really fancy that one at the bottom, looks lush.

Are they any good those Sony Walkman ones? Need a new one in a couple of weeks.

Just lost then, looked absolute gash.

I don't like Gabby Logan at all she's awful, its much better when Rosenthal or Ryder do it.

Horribly overrated player IMO, can't believe Mourinho wants him.

Brown is a quality defender, can't believe no one rates him! Maybe not £8m but he's class.

None of them compare to Motson when it comes to gashness tbh.