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At home we have an electric one, but at Uni I have a manual one. Always find that my teeth feel far cleaner after a manual brush though.

Really liked him as a player, always came across as Robson's drinking partner to me.

That one in the hooped top got absolutely brayed in.

Tea bag, water, milk. Tbh I absolutely hate milky tea though, my housemate always does it so its basically a mug of hot milk, I prefer mine to taste of tea.

Never seen him play since he left Chelsea, but he was quality at PSV and to be fair didn't exactly get much of a fair chance at Chelsea. One of those things, where a player comes on for 15 minutes every game they're so desperate to impress that they look like a headless chicken. Forlan was the same at Man Utd.

Hughes was rubbish aswell tbh.

My Gran was good friends with his wife, claim to fameicious.

I did my work exp at the local Mercedes garage. There was literally nothing to do so he gave me a box of car keys and told me to check that they all match up with the cars on the forecourt, just for the sake of it.

Uhhhhh.

Luque is mint, give him the number 9 shirt!!

Where did they play in Boro?

Are Frankfurt any good?

Yeh, better than Panionionions or whatever they were called. It'll be tough though.

Yeh some one I went to school with coaches the under 10s at Middlesbrough, hardly part of the first team set up.

Wish i'd gone last night, could have got a contract as well.

I have 6 hours a week, thats been pretty constant over the 3 years. Got a stupid amount of work to do now though in my final year, actually going to have to do something constructive with my spare time!

D'you think there are more Chinese than Japanese or vice versa? Or could it be a Thai? Could have been Korean.

I'm starting to feel old now like, bloody freshers everywhere with their maps. And without meaning to sound racist, i'm sure there are thousands more Chinese/Japanese kids here this year, and they all walk so fucking slowly!

Aye me too.

What a farce. What odds for Shearer as the new assistant?

Got it on video, just about to watch it now. Looking forward to it, Series 1 is superb.

FASCIST!

Roeder is starting to turn into Souness with these stupid comments he keeps making.

Aye he was absolutely awful.

Aye Channel 5 at 4.00. Bollocks, just remembered i've got a dentist appointment at 4.15. Cunt.