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Talk about a way to expand an already massive ego.

Aye, read quite a few positive things about 'Winny' as they call him.

Good lord thats awful.

Hitzfeld will be playing golf on Tyneside somewhere, go and find him.

Just seen the video, fucking loon! http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/chronic...-name_page.html

Presume this is the original story you heard on the radio Cath? http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/chronic...-name_page.html What is it with some people?

Martins and Sibierski looked good together at the start of the Boro game before Sib came off. I think with Dyer in the team we might see the best of Martins, ie balls on the floor. I'm no big Dyer fan, but he's a good player who will run at defenders and try and play it through to the strikers. Hopefully we'll see less long balls, but I wouldn't count on it!

They only close when you're asleep. (Apart from when they've been vandalised / burnt down). Only in Redcar like.

Bells Stores, conveniently yours.

Imagine Carr and Ramage!

Thought the atmosphere in our end was quality, the City fans didn't make a squeak though. Were you on the bottom tier? Because it seemed decent down there, but I was on the top tier and it was full of kids and people who it seemed had never been to a Newcastle match before... Yeh back row of the bottom tier. Was hard to tell if there was any noise coming from upstairs like as I couldn't see them, but downstairs was a good laugh.

Thought the atmosphere in our end was quality, the City fans didn't make a squeak though.

Can I be the first to say, photoshopped tbh.

Very good.

Aye that Likely Lads episode is amazing. I did it a few times when I was a kid, its pretty hard unless you just sit on your own in silence.

Do you think it's possible a joke may have gone over your head? More than likely!

Read somewhere today that Microsoft had bought out Mozilla. Can't remember where, sure it wasn't a dream!

Bad craic, sorry to hear that. Anyone see that thing on the news about that murder on the train? Young student was on the train, glanced over at some nutter to be told 'what the fuck you looking at?' Not long after the nutter decided to stab the young lad to death, all over a little glance. Got life in prison obviously and apparantly showed no remorse, fucking tit.

You Only Live Twice is my favourite. The new ones, ie Brosnan onwards are absolute dogshit. The focus has gone from Bond as a spy etc to how many gadgets they can show, how many flips a car can do and how big an explosion they can create. I borrowed Die Another Day off my friend about a year ago, its so shit she refuses to take it back!

I'll watch Battle Royale 2 like. The first one is quality, and even though i've heard this one is crap i'll give it a go.

Legend tbh.

Roeder Pearson Clark McDermott They'd have more success at the bingo hall.

Not true, only beat them once in the cup.

Not surprised. If it was another 'big' established club like Tottenham down the bottom i'd want them to go down, its quite funny.

Oh, hilarious wind-up.