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Always get The Times on a Monday, mainly for 'The Game', the football pullout which is excellent. Sunday Times is great, but it takes about a month to read. Usually when i'm back home we just get the local paper rather than a national one.

Mind, while I thought he played well, Shearer was spot on on MOTD2 about his lack of selfish movement.

Thought he was quality, Shevchenko on the other hand was utter dogshit for Chelsea today!

He clearly hates both Newcastle and Portsmouth. Absolutely bums Spurs though.

Clearly, as he told you. GREAT doctor.

Used to have a daft song I sang when I was little, went something like 'Cole, Kelly, Allen, Mathie, goal!'

Oooh take that back!

Doesn't Harmy have a reputation for getting homesick? I heard that his family have gone over with him to stop him feeling so homesick? I know Newcastle/Durham is a nice area, but howay i'm sure you can live away for a couple of months man!

Strawberry Fields is amazing, Bowling for Soup shouldn't even be mentioned in the same breath. How big is that fella aswell!

I really don't rate Milner, whoever above called him clumsy summed him up perfectly. If I was a full back playing against him i'd be well happy, he's so unthreatingly slow.

I hate the word 'obese', its one of those buzzwords the media love and love to label people with. Some people are what you'd call obese, but others are just maybe a little overweight and are suddenly branded obese and 'disgusting' as people so nicely put it here. I'd like to see myself as someone who can look past a clothes size, unlike most of my mates. I went out with a lass for a while who was about a size 16, but was a really nice girl. My stupid mates thought it necessary to rip it out of her everytime they saw her to the point that she felt so unwelcome she left us. Not really bothered that i'm not with her anymore, but I hate the fact some people are unwilling to judge people on personality rather than the size of their thighs.

He'd kick you up the arse and you'd cry tbh. I only got kicked up the arse because I wasn't looking or expecting it! Still giving us a bit of grief tbh, not yet perfectly comfortable.

I'd absolutely love it if Bellamy bumped into me in a nightclub. Thought he was a cracking player for us, but the satisfaction i'd get from chinning him would be marvellous.

Aye get rid. I got involved with a lass a few weeks back who had a boyfriend, I was knowingly the 'other man' but felt terrible because of it and severed ties. The fact that her boyfriend is a fucking nutter also contributed to my decision!

Trying to find a stream from Australian tele or Sky Sports but not suceeding, seems the Japanese aren't interested!

My Gran is 83, only one left. Sadly God left us with the worst of the 4, horrible woman tbh.

Newcastle-Bordeaux would be class, got a mate over there would be mint.

Bring back Shinton tbh.

I was going to get the greatest hits, but I just downloaded the 8 songs I actually like off it. He's good, but a bit samey if anything.

In the absence of Gemmill, allow me to say "Now there's a surprise" on his behalf. How rude.

Should be ashamed of yourself tbh. Couldn't care less tbh.

Aye its gash tonight like. Been crap the last few days, as an Admin there I should know whats going on but I don't have a clue.

Beatles - Love Fucking quality mixing of demos, live performances etc to make the songs, sounds amazing.

Forgotten how fun Sonic is!

Got it now mate, cheers. Tempted to put your phone number in a few newspapers a la Smooth Operator.