Ally

I have absolutely no idea how to. I wouldn't want to anyway, it was fucking toss!

:razz: I don't mean to turn this place into an N-O backup, but seen as its not letting me laugh at Taylor27 over there I need to do it here. He suspects someone isn't a Newcastle fan, so has set him this test to prove his worth: If you are a fan, you should have no problem answering the following three questions: 1)Who is Sir John's son? 2) What was the last trophy Newcastle won? 3) Who were the last club to beat us in Europe? Christ on a unicycle.

The postal system is frankly shocking at the moment like. I know its ridiculous. I ordered that about 10 days before Christmas, the woman on the phone guaranteed to me it would be with me by Christmas. Almost a month isn't a bad effort. And oi, its meant to be good!

Get in, pole-position. Can we not sign an experienced centre half?

My favourite from his was: "Might have been they couldn't run the story they wanted without the presence of Macbeth." No offence to this Macbeth fella, but i'm sure any takeover could go through without him on Radio Newcastle ffs.

I've just been woken up by the postman, although he FINALLY delivered my Christmas present for my Dad, that Ant n Dec History of Tyneside thing. Talk about a belated present.

Fernando Gago Carlos Vela Both absolutely amazing, especially Vela.

They would if it wasn't fucked and being fixed by Mickey Mouse anyway! I hope it is being fixed and not "well it works for me so..." Maybe they've banned everyone except mods and not told us in order to create a N-O utopia of politics and 40 page smiley threads. Poor Ally must have not fit in They'd get rid of me if they could, i'm sure of it.

Be nice to people and you won't get banned! Not hard ffs.

Don't give him any credit, he does less than me!

She's never 48! I'd give her one like.

Good lad moving to Boro.

Its amazing how 1 or 2 little tossers can ruin a good board.

What goes around comes around, compadre I'd be quite happy to be banned tbh, got piles of revision to do and it just distracts me. Wonder why I can't sign in though, maybe because I was a rebellious mod. Can admins be banned on there? If so, I'm gonna ban all of these other fuckers even the top dog, Mr big cheese, the head honcho et al can be banned Who is that like?

Sven for Scotland!

What goes around comes around, compadre I'd be quite happy to be banned tbh, got piles of revision to do and it just distracts me. Wonder why I can't sign in though, maybe because I was a rebellious mod. Can admins be banned on there? If so, I'm gonna ban all of these other fuckers Yeh I got banned a while back for abusing Rocker iirc. Dog eat dog in the world of forum administrating!

I see Garcia has ruptured his cruciate ligament. Was really strange that last night - nothing tackle but he ended up on the floor. Sat up, didn't look to bad, indicated he needed to come off, the next second he was rolling around punching the floor in agony.

What goes around comes around, compadre I'd be quite happy to be banned tbh, got piles of revision to do and it just distracts me. Wonder why I can't sign in though, maybe because I was a rebellious mod.

I think I must have been banned

Which part of the song? I think it's about a rite of passage, perhaps sexual (and sexually ambiguous at that) iirc. No idea, just something I got told once. Quality song like.

Isn't This Charming Man about him giving a man a blow-job or something?

Student-tastic, proud of you. Except for having a bath, you big hom. Did you have lots of nice bubbles to play with? Aye, getting cleaned is not something that the student population are famous for, you winnity arsed scruffbag. My hygeine is impeccable. Just realised i've not left the house since Sunday, jesus christ. You've got me reminiscing about my proper student days now when I could stay in for days at a time with the only reason to leave the flat being more fags, wine and bread. Those were the days. I'm still on holiday like, but all my mates back here have gone back to Uni so theres no one to see and nothing to do. I'm trying to revise during the daytime but its not really happening. Might gan for a wander to Bells later on, that can be my goal for the day. Dreading June though, the real world and I aren't going to get along.

Student-tastic, proud of you. Except for having a bath, you big hom. Did you have lots of nice bubbles to play with? Aye, getting cleaned is not something that the student population are famous for, you winnity arsed scruffbag. My hygeine is impeccable. Just realised i've not left the house since Sunday, jesus christ.

I've done that one an'all man! Do you people not read anything?! I just ignore your posts.