Ally

If we're so stupid, how come we had Einstein and Werner von Braun!??! Erm, i'm often one to miss a joke, but those two are German you numpty.

Don't think i've ever seen him play tbh. Looks like he'd be what we need, ie a big guy, but whether he can head the ball is another thing...

Just heard him bleating on about 'soccer' on Sky Sports then, claiming he's going there to develop American football. Ok David. And Zathras, there'd be no need for Euro-snobbery if the Americans weren't so fucking stupid.

Years ago. When doing promo work for Fox Soccer Channel and others (including his academy thingee) Knob head, should be ashamed of himself. For speaking the local (and, I might add essentially international) language? "soccer" is an English term btw An 'English' term that most English people cringe when they hear it said. The game is called Associated Football, we invented it, so fucking follow the lead. Ally, if they were paying me that money, I'd refer to backheels as heelkicks, shots as nice kicks and all the rest of it. Don't be a pissant, Gemmill. Oh forgot who I was talking to. I'm joking you fucking arsehole. Lighten up. I'm confused who he's talking to.

Years ago. When doing promo work for Fox Soccer Channel and others (including his academy thingee) Knob head, should be ashamed of himself. For speaking the local (and, I might add essentially international) language? "soccer" is an English term btw An 'English' term that most English people cringe when they hear it said. The game is called Associated Football, we invented it, so fucking follow the lead.

Years ago. When doing promo work for Fox Soccer Channel and others (including his academy thingee) Knob head, should be ashamed of himself.

Wonder when Beckham will first call it 'soccer'.

From the BBC - "The 31-year-old former England captain will sign a five-year deal, reportedly worth £128m." I won't patronise you with the maths Gemmill.

Personally I think you clearly don't like the bloke, and it's coming across in everything you've got to say about him. I think he's one of the few of the recent England crop that's been genuinely proud to play for and captain his country, and with the exception of that one bottled challenge against Brazil, he's always done his best for them. Won plenty of trophies at Man United an'all. There's plenty players would fucking LOVE to look back on a career like David Beckham's, and yet you think he should look back with embarrassment on it?! Beckham is a posing tosser and the way he goes about gets on my tits, but theres no denying he's been a class footballer. Not seen much of him at Madrid really, but at Man Utd he was superb. I remember specifically the season Van Nistelrooy scored about 40, Beckham put pretty much each goal on a plate for him. I'd certainly never accuse him of not trying for England, think he was as passionate as he could have been. Gemmill just fancies him though.

Five year contract like, but a move over there, with all due respect, is an end of career holiday like many others have done in Japan, Qatar etc. Has he not got enough money? Footballing ambition not important anymore?

Gone to LA Galaxy: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/6248835.stm

Pfff, glorified bus stand.

I'm part of the old school.

Try now.

I can read everything on there, just can't log in. Tried the method in the help thread over there and just tried that Phil, still no joy. Not bothered for now though got plenty to do.

I've no change is the line you're looking for, as if you're gonna throw them a tenner. I was sitting outside my uni library last year having a smoke and there was a female beggar standing there coming up to everyone looking money from people then a lecturer walked past and noticed that the beggar was in fact one of her students. Conning bitch had dressed up as a tramp to take money of other trampy students, thing is she probably made more money at doing that than she would have in any other student type job. Now that sounds like a good idea.

I'm looking to get my own place in the Summer, but the thought of a lifetime of mortgages, advisors etc is frankly shit.

If we had proper bike lanes in this country like they do in Holland, separated from the road, where you could actually ride around with a reasonable chance of surviving, I think I would actually use my bike a bit. Not for anything daft like. But this extra tax will make no difference whatsoever to public transport or to things like bike lane facilities, and all they'll be doing is pricing people out of using their cars. Pisstake. Dunno if its the same in other areas, but round here we have bike lanes on the main roads, but then half way down the lane just disappears and they expect you to go back on the main road again. Idiots.

Tell you what I do hate, beggars who pester people in the cash machine queue. If you say, "i've got no money" then it obviously doesn't wash because you're about to get some. I've been actually pressing the keys on the machine with the bloke still pestering me, thought the fucker was gonna rob me tbh.

Theres a fella in Sheffield who sounds quite similar. You walk past his little spot by the off licence and he just screams 'wanker! fucking prick!' etc, then threatens to fight you. Most people just walk away but one night this random lad just kicked the shit out of him. Harsh, but fair.

Should be one or the other. I wouldn't mind a pay as you go type system if you didn't have to cough up £100 a year or whatever on road tax. Drove past the M6 the other day, that was like £4 for a car which doesn't sound much, but if you have to go on that road everyday for work it would certainly add up.

Yeah, that one with the hobbit in (not a terrifying proposition as a hoolie). It was shit, as was the Danny Dyer one. Even the violence was rubbish Renton the violence connoisseur. If you're making a film primarily about violence you should at least get it right. Not sure how I am showing my age Ally btw, the film was made in 1979 but set in the 60s, before I was born. I liked Casablanca too, guess that makes me ancient. Alright moody arse. Still don't have a clue what anyones on about though!

Unless your a season ticket holder you have to wait in the hope it will go on general sale, as far as I know. Even if your a season ticket holder, for the most popular games, eg Sunderland away theres some sort of loyalty scheme used.

You lot are showing your age here.

Just read it, how rude.