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GREAT statement.

Bollocks. Hard one to prove, surely?

Not really, and thats coming from a big fan of the originals. I've got the box set. Surely it's better than Rocky 5? Its probably better than 5, but its not a patch on 1-4. At least in those, despite Rocky being the underdog you could maybe see how he was a successful boxer. This new one is just ridiculous, a 60 odd year old man fighting the heavyweight champion?

Not really, and thats coming from a big fan of the originals.

Good guess Renton!

Noticed the Google bot was having a nose through this thread. What a shame its all gone tits up.

tbh Thats Gemmill raping me tbh, couldn't get the fat bastard off me. Yet your still smiling apparently This is turning gay.

tbh Thats Gemmill raping me tbh, couldn't get the fat bastard off me.

So so far in this thread Beckham's career is being judged poorly for not having won the World Cup, and now for not being one of Europe's top 20 all time players. Are you lads having a laugh or what? I tell you what, he's had a better career and made better decisions during his career than Alan Shearer. In the 20 best players of all time **uncontrollably spits coffee on cream carpet He's not even in the 20 best English players of all time. You could even put an argument up that there have been 20 better Newcastle players. You've not just got the wrong end of the stick, you've got completely the wrong stick. Infact its not a stick, its a piece of metal.

The best way to look at it is thinking if you had a team and could only have one of the two, who would it be? In this case Maldini I'd say. Good point.

Always find it difficult to collate a list of the best players, how can you compare Beckham, a right sided midfielder, to Maldini etc?

Probably, Taylor27 might be aswell.

We're dreadful at ODIs, but Pietersen is our best player and without him we're going to be horrendous. Might aswell all come back home with him and safe face.

Whats a tracker, out of interest?

But no def apparently. Just had a flick on the Chelsea site, they've loads of defenders in reserve. Pipe down Mourinho.

I don't get it, surely Chelsea have a reserve team?

I love it here, especially Gemmill.

Not for me like, one way traffic only.

Almost every footballer that plays the game misses out on the World Cup. It's hardly a fair means by which to judge a career. And a lot of shit ones manage to forge a career on being a 'World Cup winner', eg Stephane Guivarch, Roque Junior, Kleberson etc.

Weeks?! He doesn't sign for another 6 months, then it'll be 'Beckham flies over', 'Beckham debut' etc etc.

I must say many people have gone wrong with over cheesing this dish. Over cheesing isnt a crime. Under cheesed pasta is though. Cheese is one of my downfalls I think. I'm convinced I should have been born somewhere in the Med as I could quite happily live on crusty bread, cheese, tomatoes and red wine. Oh yes. A funny thing from a little while ago: I was out in town and got chatted up by this bloke who seemed canny enough, if a little odd. We were nattering away and got talking about restaurants or something and he declared that he never set foot in Italian restaurants because he was allergic to cheese and had an irrational hatred of garlic. Can you imagine?! Didn't spend too much more time chatting. Why is it I always get stuck with the weird ones...? Unlucky! My housemate is addicted to garlic, he puts it in literally everything. He has both garlic cloves and garlic powder and he'll stick in sandwiches, on top of things like beans on toast - anything. Doesn't smell for some reason though, infact I heard something the other day that the more garlic you eat, the less you smell.

Ahh yes the workhouse, that would sort them out in no time.

Alright, i'm there.

2 slices of white bread, loads of butter, entire tin of beans, lots of grated cheese. Lush. Had scrambled eggs on toast for lunch today though, that was well nice.

Homophobe!