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I would absolutely shit myself

Just got Bloc Party, Just Jack and Mika's new albums. About to listen to them, the last 2 are meant to be good, no idea about Bloc Party's.

I can't stand Luque as much as the next man, but surely he's a better bet than Pattison and O'Brien, who are frankly pretty damn rubbish.

Greedy bastard. In the times players have picked us over others, theres often not been a lot between us, like Duff with Tottenham. But to pick West Ham, a team in the relegation zone, over Liverpool in the Champions League, just shows a total lack of footballing ambition and shows what motivates twats like him these days.

Got woken up about 6am by Hurricane Katrina outside, its mental!

That Jo girl is playing at our Union in a couple of weeks as part of a lineup of shit has-beens, East 17 are headlining. If I see her i'd be tempted to kick her up the arse.

Oh-ey what lovely language by me there, my Mother would be ashamed.

Fuck me, just watching tonights show now. What a fucking wanker Jade Goody is, i'd love to smash a shovel in her head. And for that Jo and Danielle to be impressed by that fucking cretin makes them as bad as her. Hope I never see that fat slag on my tv again. Thats what the complaints to C4 should be about, not that she's bullying but because she's a fucking waste of oxygen who should have been shot as soon as she came out of that 1 armed lesbian of a mother.

Aye. That zig-zag that Dixon pointed out at half time was unbelievable and showed the sheer inexperience of our side.

It just annoys me when he says "Noocarsle" there really is no need. Its just how southerners talk tbh.

Aye, fucking cocks.

No, missed that. Could you make anything out?

Jehova on a jetski! Fucking disgrace, should give all their wages to charity, or preferably me, the fucking gutless CUNTS.

4-1, fucking absolute wankers.

26,099. Poor crowd that like, and in hindsight it was an ever better decision not to go.

Definitely starting to look like the player I thought we'd signed isn't he. Dick. We signed him as a midfielder and he is playing up front. You really are a cock We signed him as a striker you cockmuncher.

This is diabolical, getting tempted to watch fucking Goody on Channel 4.

His crossing seems pretty poor, but he's absolutely rapid. Pattison is shit at football, slow, ugly and ginger. UNLUCKY.

FOR FUCKS SAKE

Pattison is so poor. He was actually even worse in the first game,surely Luque or O'Brien can't be any worse?

Thats always been my biggest criticism of him, painfully slow when running with the ball.

This is fucking shit, can't even pass it 2 yards!

Fucks sake. Whats that clearance from Ramage all about?

Just needed to get something off my chest, got a problem? Ooh internet hardman! Sorry mate, not going to get dragged into a childish slagging match. I'll leave you to it. Christ on a unicycle.

Just needed to get something off my chest, got a problem? Ooh internet hardman!