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No fucking chance.

My cousins came over from Australia a couple of years ago in the winter, had never seen snow in their lives til they camer here. Was really wierd how utterly amazed they were by it.

Its all about trams tbh.

Couldn't believe Lampard the other day saying that he didn't let the country down in the Summer. I'm neither a fan or a hater of him, but he was fucking shit in Germany. Most shots out of anyone in the tournament, and for a player who has built his reputation on scoring goals, to then score none AND miss a penalty is awful. Cracked me up when he got all moody about Joey Barton having a go too. 'Who does Joey think he is'? Well who the fuck are you Frank you fat git?!

Thread topic - "Condoms - who uses them?" 'ther shit, get fukin friccy burn on ur dick' 'LIKE SHAGGIN WI YER WELLIES ON HAHAHAHA' 'they r shit and whoeva invented em shud b shot! but withdrawin is shit 2 because it ruins the "moment". Swings and roundabouts.' Mongtastic!

Yeah that sounds DEAD non-gay. I can't tell you how hetero you just sounded there. Sorry, but those arms just aren't normal!

Good game like. Murray is a fucking prick tbh, terrible loser who just spits his dummy out everytime he loses. And meant in the least gay way possible, how good are Nadal's biceps?!

Fucking minging.

How the fuck did that happen?

Why have you been waxing your legs?!

Why have you been waxing your legs?!

Why have you been waxing your legs?!

Come on man, when Sky decide to scrap the Premiership table and introduce the 'Grand Slam League' you know its gone too far.

OMG play Luque!11!!!

Parker was offside and interfering with play, but fuck that shit how offside was Campbell on Wednesday? Howay lads lets fight back and win this.

Not if someone witnessed it. Is that what it said?

Been deleted now like. Would have thought it would reach the news before ggchat.net tbh.

190 started. I busted out in 50th. Bothered?

Whats all this natural finisher shite that surrounds Fowler about anyway? Does it mean they can do it in their sleep, or that he's been able to score from 30 yards since he was a baby? Surely all good strikers are natural finishers, as its what they've always done.

Aye it was a bit daft, it was as if she'd been told (off camera) that the world hates her and to apologise before she goes out to keep things peaceful. Should still have had an audience though for some good booing, although a suicide bomber would have probably popped up.

Raised a moderate smile.

£20m ffs. He's gone from a shite player to £20m player in 6 months! I didn't rate him at all for England until he played the holding role, his natural position, and in fairness he was brilliant. Still never worth £20m, in the same way Carrick is never worth £18m. Man Utd are getting raped.

I played the violin as a kid, it was shit. I've not really got the patience to learn an instrument. I'd love to be able to play the drums or guitar, just without the learning process. If I could wake up one day and play it, it would be mint.

Any one of us "could have been" a doctor! Or anything else for that matter. That's just a stupid statement! My housemate is in the 3rd year of his 5 year medicine degree, I fear for the future of the NHS.