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How have the media gone over the top though? They reported it as it happened, which people wanted to know about - theres a long thread on here to back that up. The return of Top Gear and Hammond was always going to be in the news again, and the fact they were showing the crash added to the interest. Most people won't have watched TG for the crash though, they'll have watched it as its a quality show. Don't think the media are dragging it out now or anything. Did you expect the show to return without a single mention of the crash? People wanted to see the crash, its human nature.

A casino in Middlesborough. The very thought is absurd. Indeed. What's wrong with lottery scratchcards? A superbrothel was the obvious choice. Bongo Bongo does that job.

We're getting a smaller casino in Middlesbrough...there go my finances!

You can fuck off with the sympathy next time you're in hospital then.

I'd just played that song before you posted.

Ditto "Bloke Crashes Fast Car", to be honest. If he'd just crashed a Corsa into a lampost i'd call it a big fuss over nothing, but crashing a car at 300mph and going into hospital with a brain injury is pretty serious news!

Photoshopped tbh.

That was Taylor27, the great mong.

My Mum's car that I drive has one on, thats on a Corsa. Wouldn't say it looks shit at all. I got offered one for my 21st but I declined, would have rather been given the money in another form than a piece of plastic!

Walcott doesn't ever seem to know what to do once he's got the ball.

Can't see it being true, but its so NUFC its uncanny.

The Independent are obsessed with the environment like. I get the Times every now and then, get the Gazette when i'm back home. Read the rest of the news on the internet tbh.

Enough to fill a VIP holiday? Hmm perhaps not enough to justify a trip from Germany.

Theres some nice spots in Middlesbrough!

You can't really have a go at someone for using text talk in a text message ffs.

Yes, Adolf. He's just a teddy with a black face! That you stick pins in because you hate "those people" I give it cuddles because I love "those people".

Yes, Adolf. He's just a teddy with a black face!

I've got a gollywog. Is that racist?!

The mighty Guisborough Town were on Sky Sports News this morning! Some random little feature on Norton & Stockton Ancients having identical twins as manager and coach, and were playing Guisborough so showed the highlights. I think I saw about 2 people in the crowd.

Speaking of Lampard... That goal that Portsmouth scored yesterday, Mendes shoots and it deflects in off Kanu's shin. John Motson, self appointed member of the Dubious Goals Committee, pops up with "I'm giving that to Kanu!". If that was Lampard who had the shot instead of Mendes, I absolutely guarantee it would have been credited as his goal. He's a jammy little bastard.

Why don't you get a fucking nazi's hat to go with it? Conflicting ideologies tbh.

Oooh I bet Jose was bricking it when Roeder said that to him.

Happy birthday short arse, you off t'pub?

Was LITERALLY about to post exactly the same. Came in the post this morning, its absolutely class. Went to see them in HMV in Sheffield the other day where they did an acoustic set. Was really good. I'm off to see them in Manchester next month, 24th I think, for the 4th time! Been moved to Academy 2 as well because of ticket demand... I remember watching them in Preston a couple of years ago with about 100 people there! Nice one, yeh i'm going to see them too at the Plug in Sheffield. Its good to see them selling out across the country though, they're bound to do well here because of friend/family connections. Was standing next to Jon's mum and little brother the other day, Jon was absolutely wrecked at about 5.30 she was so embarrased. Great hidden track at the end of the album aswell btw, wouldn't have been happy if that song wasn't there!

Was LITERALLY about to post exactly the same. Came in the post this morning, its absolutely class. Went to see them in HMV in Sheffield the other day where they did an acoustic set. Was really good.