Ally

Aye, i've done far worse.

Aye thats shit Gol, sorry to hear it. My 5: 1. I've eaten an entire packet of Hob Nobs since 6.00. 2. I now feel sick. 3. I'm waking up 'early' to meet my tutor at 9.00, she's going to bray me in for doing nothing on my dissertation all week. 4. I'm going to a 'Singles Party' tomorrow night 5. I have clean sheets on my bed.

Mines fine

Correct mate! They've made a right mess of that song like, but Kimberley as usual looks stunning!

She's got a face like a car crash.

If i'm organised enough i'll go to the Boro game. So that means i'll stay at home.

He's right tbh. Sorry, is my superfan status gone?

He's right tbh.

I hate the way Liverpool fans think they have some kind of divine right to success, does my head in.

That talk-in will be so dull with Owen speaking.

It'll cost you. It'll cost him his relationship Didn't cost me mine you tosser. Fuck off man

It'll cost you. It'll cost him his relationship

Aye that was quality. How funny was that in the petrol station?

Aye they were all excellent, I think Jackman is quality myself. What I liked was that the storyline wasn't complete until right at the very end. Only then were you like 'ahhh right'. Makes a change from all the predictable shit you get a lot of.

Evidently a closet 'Gladiators' fan! Agree with your point though, it's mega cringeworthy! Don't Boro do it as well?? Yeah, Boro play pigbag or something like that. They always used to play Song 2 by Blur, can't remember what they use now. Its horrible and cringeworthy. Did the bloke with his big flag run down the pitch as well?

Aye was superb. Don't know if i'm repeating myself from earlier in the thread, but we went to see Casino Royale at the cinema, was sold out so ended up seeing The Prestige. Had never even heard of it, but it was the best film i'd seen that year. Watched the Pursuit of Happiness last night, pretty shit really.

Blatently his wife's scarf.

You wash a pair of jeans after wearing them once? yeah. I've only got 3 pairs of jeans like, if I washed them every day i'd be in my boxers for the other 4 days! If I go on a night out i'll wash my jeans as they'll stink, but if its just a day in Uni, or a day sitting around the flat theres no way i'd wash them after just that. Socks & boxers, obviously wear for 1 day only. T-shirts i'll wear a couple of times, unless smelly/physically dirty. shirley if you have 3 pairs of jeans you could wash them...two days to dry if you don't have central heating or a tumble dryer, giving you the two days to wear the other two pairs ??? I'm not doing my washing every day for gods sake woman! Tbh jeans are much more comfy when they've not been washed for a while. If i'm a skank, sue me.

So its likely 6th place will get the UEFA Cup, as Chelsea and Arsenal are both bound to qualify for the Champions League - leaving their Carling Cup place open to the league.

You wash a pair of jeans after wearing them once? yeah. I've only got 3 pairs of jeans like, if I washed them every day i'd be in my boxers for the other 4 days! If I go on a night out i'll wash my jeans as they'll stink, but if its just a day in Uni, or a day sitting around the flat theres no way i'd wash them after just that. Socks & boxers, obviously wear for 1 day only. T-shirts i'll wear a couple of times, unless smelly/physically dirty.

You wash a pair of jeans after wearing them once?

Can't be as wet as that Portsmouth game in the cup.

Oh, and on the topic of Friday nights - i'm out with the lads but its thick snow and my house is reeeeally warm and the last thing I want to do is go out.

What was it? If you've not seen faecal vomiting. ruptured oesophageal varices or necrotising fasciitis then you're in for a few treats yet Are you serious? Is that what I think it means? Or are you 'talking shit'? It's exactly what you think it is. Bowel obstruction that backs up into the stomach and then the body expels it. Vomiting diarrhoea in essence cos it's all fluid. Enjoy your tea Luke - sounds horrible Gutted Had a big argument with my mate last year who was adamant that you can poo through your mouth. Never knew he was actually telling the truth!

You've forgotten to buy the car. That's a one off payment, not an ongoing expense. Outsmarted by Ally, can there be worse? Not as bad as knowing you made the same point three posts above then being completely ignored in favour of Ally who copies what I said and then gets a response! I didn't realise it was a rhetorical question mind. It did seem quite genuine! No-one reads your posts. They just stare at your avatar. What he said. People feel an urge to read my posts round these parts.